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Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


deborah grabien - Apr 18, 2003 11:31:43 am PDT #3510 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Whereas 43-part WsIP usually make me want to tear my eyebrows out.

It makes me want to tear their eyebrows out. Gah.


amyth - Apr 18, 2003 11:39:29 am PDT #3511 of 10001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

I dunno if it's worth the tearing (unless you really feel you need a good plucking -- YeyebrowgroomingMV). Much easier and less bloodpressurey to just never read the monsters.

True. Very true. But there was a Time Before I Knew Better, when I would get sucked in. Those were dark days, and I have learned.

I think I've posted my "Your eyebrows are out of control!!!" story in Natter or Bitches somewhere (but am too lazy to look). I am NSM with the eyebrow grooming.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Apr 18, 2003 1:15:29 pm PDT #3512 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

43-part WsIP usually make me want to tear my eyebrows out.

Indeed. Especially when I'm writing them.

I finished one, okay? Now all it needs is some betaing. And, a plot, and some charaterization that actuals works and some decent writing. And the one I've started is only six parts and 30 000 words at the moment, and I know how it's going to end!


amyth - Apr 18, 2003 1:23:31 pm PDT #3513 of 10001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

When do you know you spend too much time on Buffistas? When smonster's new tag, "Aliens came and fucked the monkey" sounds to your ears like Buffista/Smallville crossover slash.

That's when.


Connie Neil - Apr 18, 2003 1:41:45 pm PDT #3514 of 10001
brillig

"Alexandra Coombs, nee Rayne, was a patient, open-minded woman. She'd bloody well had to be, what with the family she came from."

I just opened up WordPad and that "magically" appeared. This is all your fault. But I'm eating my lunch first before this goes any further.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Apr 18, 2003 1:43:40 pm PDT #3515 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Guessing... hoping...

She's Ethan's sister. She has three children, two daughters and a son. Uncle Ethan is coming round for dinner tonight, and...

t /pathetic attempt at evil plot bunny feeding


amych - Apr 18, 2003 1:44:30 pm PDT #3516 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Tooloo! Tooloo!


Connie Neil - Apr 18, 2003 2:02:38 pm PDT #3517 of 10001
brillig

Thank you, Am, I was trying to decide on genders of kids. A few years back, then, and she's younger than Ethan? The kids need to young enough for the endearing lisp on Cthulhu, and Ethan's old enough to have fairly grown nieces and nephews.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Apr 18, 2003 2:13:35 pm PDT #3518 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

That sounds good, connie. You might not have to worry about where in the canon it is-- a casual mention of plans to set up a fancy-dress shop would do nicely for pre-Buffy timing.


Connie Neil - Apr 18, 2003 2:29:12 pm PDT #3519 of 10001
brillig

Precisely! I was thinking of having him mention he was heading to America to look up an old friend.

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