I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom!

Anya ,'Showtime'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


Connie Neil - Mar 30, 2003 10:23:46 pm PST #3082 of 10001
brillig

"Buffy's packing and ignoring all arguments," he said. "I think her mom may have finally admitted that there's no stopping the Slayer." He looked over the bus. "Field trip flashbacks, yig."

"At least there are no hyenas, this time," Giles said.

Xander did not smile back. "No, but we've got two vampires. I'm afraid my vote's with the hyenas."

"Can you drive this?" Giles asked, ignoring Xander's hostility. "Come daybreak, Spike and I won't be able to drive."

Glancing in at the driver's seat, Xander nodded. "I can manage it. You two going to be hiding under the seats?"

"Not likely," Spike said. He nudged Giles. "Show me these paint cans. Might as well do that now."


Deena - Mar 30, 2003 10:53:37 pm PST #3083 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

not bloody likely!

Wow, connie, you've got everyone's voices so well. I'm really impressed.


Elena - Mar 30, 2003 11:35:14 pm PST #3084 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

POST MORE! I WANT THE NEXT PART! DO NOT KEEP TEASING ME!


Am-Chau Yarkona - Mar 31, 2003 3:30:16 am PST #3085 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Fay, that's brilliant. And I'm slightly disturbed-- the next thing that was going to happen in my fic was Andrew needing the bath room. Brainsharing much?

connie, I love you.

POST MORE! I WANT THE NEXT PART! DO NOT KEEP TEASING ME!

Also I think this.


Deena - Mar 31, 2003 7:05:12 pm PST #3086 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

FAY!

I just rewatched Conversations with Dead People, and I found some truly andrewlicious quotes and had to share them for purposes of further Andrew storying -- not that you'd re-use them, but maybe they'd spark some ideas. They're probably not quite complete. I don't write as fast as I used to, but the gist is definitely there.

Andrew: I hated Mexico. Everybody spoke Mexico.
Jonathan: You could have gotten around that. You learned Klingon in two and a half weeks.
Andrew: That's different. It had much clearer transitive and intransitive verbs.

I missed a lot of it the first time around, so I didn't realize that Andrew was luring Jonathan through the school by telling him they'd impress Buffy, etc. "and maybe we'll get to hang at her house." Then J's so cool line called back to Andrew after they've separated: "You think they'll really let us join their gang?" and A just looks at him for a moment and then shrugs - look and shrug seeming to add up to no, but let's hope anyway.

More Andrew: "I feel like we're in Hellraiser. I hate Pinhead."

After Jonathan talks about how much he misses high school:

A: They don't want to talk to you. None of the people you mentioned, not one of them cares about you.
J: Well I still care about them. That's why I'm here.


askye - Mar 31, 2003 7:15:12 pm PST #3087 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

sob

I miss Jonathon!


P.M. Marc - Mar 31, 2003 8:52:50 pm PST #3088 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Sunday 100 drabble.

"Salt"

He can taste his blood mixed with rain water mixed with sweat. It streams down his face, stinging his eyes and invading his mouth (like her tongue like the glass like betrayal). Hands, stiff and half numb, half raw with pain, tighten around the hilt of the knife.

Cradled. Weeping. Alive.

His ears are still ringing from the blows, buzzing with the rising of his pulse. He cannot hear her sobs over the din in his head, yet he can feel Angel's touch on her hair, on her shoulders, in his gut like a punch.

He lets the knife fall.


Steph L. - Mar 31, 2003 8:54:42 pm PST #3089 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Jesus, Plei.

Fabulous. I actually *tasted* salt, reading that.


Rebecca Lizard - Mar 31, 2003 8:55:23 pm PST #3090 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

That's very nice.


P.M. Marc - Mar 31, 2003 8:55:41 pm PST #3091 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Sunday 100 on LJ is incredible. There was some good stuff yesterday/today. (The first go-round.)