Oh, I crashed, big time. I mentioned in Bitches.
You sent it in? Good. I hope Victoria gets them all so we can see all the stories. I'm very nervous about who is rewriting me. I didn't pick a safe story.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.
Oh, I crashed, big time. I mentioned in Bitches.
You sent it in? Good. I hope Victoria gets them all so we can see all the stories. I'm very nervous about who is rewriting me. I didn't pick a safe story.
'What the Hell is a Tuffet, Anyway?'
Anya could have fun with that, as well.....
I think Anya's take on it would be 'Tuffet Sounds Like a Euphemism For Sex'.
I could pick three safe stories, but I only got one.
Elena, you know I have 51 archived stories now? That's so crazed.
"and Xander offered to let me sit on his lap, but then there was something about spiders and honestly, kinky, that's fine, but spiders? And what the hell is a tuffet, anyway...?"
51? Damn... I have... uh... 10?
51? Damn... I have... uh... 10?
Which is thoroughly respectable. I think I'm an aberration.
Which is thoroughly respectable.
I think that is the single most insulting thing I've ever had said about me. How dare you imply that I'm thoroughly respectable? Take that back!
I think that is the single most insulting thing I've ever had said about me. How dare you imply that I'm thoroughly respectable? Take that back!
Which I meant in a completely porny matter. Bitch.
I gotta watch out for my reputation, Bitch. A rumour about me being respectable could spread like wildfire and come back to haunt me. All the people laughing when I post porn. It'd be a blood bath.