You're right. He's evil. But you should see him naked. I mean really!

Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


Steph L. - Mar 23, 2003 11:29:33 am PST #2863 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Oh, and I really want to write "Redux" from Faith's POV -- "Redux Redone," if you will -- but these drugs just cloud my brain so badly. I have to wait for a window of unfogginess and write like the wind.


deborah grabien - Mar 23, 2003 11:30:03 am PST #2864 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Steph, get this: allergic to ibuprofen. Allergic to demerol (found out the hard way). Allergic to both coke and pot (retired rocker, how sorry-ased is that?) And vicodin might as well be a Snickers bar: no effect on me at all.

OTOH, a 5-mg valium knocks me unconscious for nine hours.

You watch your back. I'm watching your back. Be careful out there (Nic has a bad SI joint, so we know from bad backs)....


Fay - Mar 23, 2003 11:30:43 am PST #2865 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

blush.

Thank you! And thanks for the catch on mooncalf.


deborah grabien - Mar 23, 2003 11:36:03 am PST #2866 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Mooncalf. It's one of my favourites, up there with "cream-faced loon".

I wish there was any way this side of intolerable pretension to call someone a poltroon, but I can't see it happening in this lifetime.


Fay - Mar 23, 2003 11:45:58 am PST #2867 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

See, I say: embrace the pretention. "Poltroon" is a good word. There are lots of dusty good words languishing unloved, just waiting to be embraced and brought gently back out to play. It's okay if people think you're being eccentric. They'll deal. I went through a period of saying "Egad" a lot, and it still crops up sometimes. And I think "Lawks" is a criminally underused expletive.


Fay - Mar 23, 2003 11:47:51 am PST #2868 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

(But then, I also swear far too much, say "fuck" far far more often than I do it, and have incorporated the word "cunt" into my "not-that-offensive" mental catagory of curses. My language use is, perhaps, not wholly normal.)


erikaj - Mar 23, 2003 12:10:21 pm PST #2869 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Fay, love your Dru, as always.


Anne W. - Mar 23, 2003 12:20:26 pm PST #2870 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

This is still out for edits with a couple of people, but I'd like any other comments people might have.

Tomb of the Unknowns

Note: This story is set sometime shortly after the S7 episode "Potential."

Xander always went by himself when he visited the grave.

It wasn't like it would be a big deal or anything if someone saw him or figured out what he was doing, but there was something comforting about keeping these visits quiet. Far too much of his life had been nothing but noise.

Of course there was the noise that constantly filled the home he'd grown up in--slurred voices, shrill arguments, clattering whiskey bottles, and slamming doors. Then there was the noise of school, but most of the time that was nothing more than his own voice as he mouthed off for any one of the million reasons he had. These days, he worked at a job that was almost nothing ~but~ noise, but that was a good thing. In that case, noise meant that things were going smoothly. It reminded him that he was making money and making something of himself.

He followed the familiar not-quite-a-trail through the woods. It had been well worn two summers ago, but everyone had visited the grave back then, and their footsteps had kept the path clear. Someone--Giles, he thought--had gone through with pruning shears at one point to clear away some of the branches that snagged into the path. Now, Xander had to brush past new growth and kick his way through tangles of vines and fallen branches. The grave site up ahead was in just as much disrepair, and not just because of the big honking hole right in the middle of the plot. No one else had been there to clean away the weeds or brush the pile of leaves away from the headstone. In a few years, moss and weather would start to blur the words he'd chiseled into the stone.

BUFFY ANNE SUMMERS
1981-2001
BELOVED SISTER, DEVOTED FRIEND
SHE SAVED THE WORLD
A LOT

The job was harder than he'd expected. He should have realized that working with stone wouldn't be the same as working with wood. Willow had to do some magical editing at one point when one of the Fs in 'Buffy' became an E by mistake. He'd been trying to see the letters as nothing more than lines, angles, and curves, so he wouldn't think about what the words and dates actually meant.


Anne W. - Mar 23, 2003 12:20:50 pm PST #2871 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

It had taken Willow, Tara, and Dawn hours to come up with the first eight words of the epitaph. His only contribution to the discussion was to shoot down suggestion after suggestion as being too sappy, too vague, too trite, too this, too that. In the end, they seemed to come to some consensus, and Willow read out the words in a voice that trembled under the studied calm.

"Beloved sister, devoted friend, she saved the world."

"A lot," Anya, ever the literalist, added not even a second after Willow had finished. It was so absolutely perfect that Xander was caught between laughter and tears for nearly twenty minutes.

He finally reached the clearing, and pushed all thoughts of Anya out of his mind. There was only room to deal with one pain at a time.

Twenty-one smaller stones still rested in a neat pile next to the headstone. At first, Willow had tried putting them on top of the headstone, but they would always roll right down the curve and get lost in the grass. She had settled for arranging them in a tiny cairn on top of the grave itself. Much later, she admitted to Xander and Dawn that the stones' stubborn refusal to rest on Buffy's grave was what first started her wondering if they might be able to bring Buffy back.

As always, Xander checked to make sure that none of the stones were missing. Twenty-one stones. Twenty-one weeks. One hundred forty-seven days in the grave.

He wondered if anyone else had kept track of all of the days she was gone.

Normally, when he counted the stones, Xander would think back over that strange, lonely summer. Today, however, things were a little different. Twenty-one had taken on a different meaning.

For one thing, he needed another rock. True to form, he hadn't thought to bring one with him. Rocks were one of those things you expected to find lying around handy when you needed one.

He looked around, but the only thing he could find that looked even remotely like a rock was a chip of bark. It would have to do. He wasn't about to use one of Buffy's rocks. It would throw off the numbers, for one thing. Plus, it would be like giving someone a set of used underwear. Only not quite so gross.

He set the bark on top of the headstone, and it remained exactly where he had placed it.

"Sorry about the faux-finish rock, bud, but I'll try to do better next time. Or maybe you'd prefer some Fruity Pebbles instead of a piece of gravel. They say that giving offerings of food to the dead's coming back in fashion. Apparently, it's the 'new black' or something."

He sat on the ground next to the grave, in almost exactly the same place he'd been during the resurrection spell.


Anne W. - Mar 23, 2003 12:22:02 pm PST #2872 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

"You know, given the number of people around here who've died of supernatural causes, I'm kind of surprised that half the graveyard didn't get up and at 'em when we brought Buffy back."

He sat there, silently, as if waiting for the reply that he knew would never come.

"I'm glad you had a chance to meet her, even if you didn't get to see just how special she really is. I wish you'd been able to stick around longer than you did. It would've been cool if you were part of the Scooby gang, all fighting evil and making with the stupid jokes and getting yelled at by Giles. I really could have done with another guy in the group." Pause. "Spike most emphatically does ~not~ count, so don't even go there."

That reminded him... He pulled his wallet from his pocket and took out a glossy scrap of paper, not quite squarely cut.

"I've been meaning to bring this by, but what with fighting off primordial evil and babysitting the Slayketeers, time's been kind of an issue lately."

He reached out and dropped the piece of paper into the hole that Buffy had clawed open on her way out of her grave. A black and white picture of an awkwardly handsome young man was visible for a second before it fell away into darkness.

"You remember Webs, don't you? Buffy had to stake him a few days ago. Of course, he already has his own grave, but it's not like he's there anymore. Besides, it's the thought that counts."

He'd been carrying the picture around ever since Buffy had told him about her encounter with their old classmate. A few strokes with an exacto knife, and Webs' picture had come cleanly out of his yearbook.

His yearbook had a lot of holes in it. He'd even dug up a second copy at a yard sale because he needed the backside of some of the pictures he'd cut out of the first one.

"Yeah, I know it's stupid, but it's something, you know? I just hope it's not getting too crowded in there."

He had started cutting into his yearbook about a month after they had buried Buffy. He had thought for a while that he would never go back to that secret grave, but something kept pulling him back.

He'd gone then as he went now, visiting the secret grave during stolen moments, always careful to be well out of there before sundown.

It wasn't fair, he'd thought then, as he often thought now. A brave, beautiful young woman had died, and no one outside their own little circle could ever know. They didn't know that someone irreplaceable had died, and they didn't know just how much they owed to her.

It wasn't until he had screamed those words in front of the then-full grave, that he understood what compelled him to keep coming back to this place. It was the same thing that kept him coming back, even though Buffy Anne Summers (1981-2001) was back in the business of saving the world.