Mal: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous. Simon: Yes, I'm very proud.

'Safe'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


deborah grabien - Mar 20, 2003 11:49:29 am PST #2716 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

(and just a bit more)

"I'm sitting, thank you." Am-Chau was watching Darla. There were things going on between them, a war of eyes. It helped that Am's eyes are so dark; the impenetrability of her gaze seemed to frustrate the blonde woman, who let her own eyes fall.

Dru, smiling at something I suspected no one would enjoy but her, dropped into a chair between Am and myself. She draped one arm around each of our waists.

"Well, then." Angelus' voice was a diluted echo of Mr. Stoker's Irish lilt. "Let's play this game of yours. You begin. What's the help?"

Am-Chau explained. Had I been less agitated by the arm about my waist, by the soft, absent-minded stroking of those long cool fingers against my ribs, I might have spent more admiration on how concise her explanation was. She faltered only once, when Dru leaned suddenly sideways and gently bit her earlobe. Since Am has pierced ears, Dru's teeth - I had not noticed, until this moment, how sharp and perfect they seemed - found the small gold ball of Am's earring, and tugged it. Am's narrative slid into a tiny sigh, and then regained its momentum. When she was done, we sat in silence.

"All right." Angelus picked up his glass. Suddenly, as if my senses had sharpened since walking through the nondescript doors of The Sins, I caught the smell of it, and understood why all the glasses held the same red wine, that wasn't wine at all. As if she had caught at my understanding, Dru tightened her hold on my waist, and nuzzled my cheek.

"Only the best blood," she sang against my hair. "Unlike Jack, who only thinks he knows good blood."

"You and your friend here - Rebecca, is it - want to be journalists. Problem is, you're girls, and the men won't let you play. Only way in through those doors is to get and prove the story none of the men can get. And Brammie-boy, who must be wanting to lift those skirts of yours, to have done this for you - sent you to me, because the best story in all the world right now is the true name of the Ripper. Have I got it right, then?"

"Yes." Dru had turned her attention to Am, and Darla, having emptied her glass, was leaning across the table and playing with the fingers of Am's right hand. Am's voice fluttered a bit. "Can you help?"

"That's the wrong question." He shook his head at Am. "Bad technique for a journalist. Try again."

"Will you help us?" I heard my own voice with surprise. "And what's the price?"

"Very good, Rebecca." Angelus mocked me, a parody of a stern schoolmaster. "You knew the correct question. Looks as though I won't have to discipline the pair of you, after all, at least not now. And here's your answers. Yes, I know quite well who your killer is. And the price?"

Something was wrong. There was something happening to their faces, to all the faces at all the tables in the Seven Sins. Smooth brows were suddenly older, then furrowed, then deeply ridged. Lips lifted, showing small teeth framed by long canine incisors. Teeth, meant not for the chewing of meat, but for the penetration of veins and....

"Vampires," I whispered, and felt the sharpness of a tooth, the coolness of something not quite a breath, as Dru scented my neck.

"The price?" Angelus, his face altered, was terrifying, a sexual engine whose only sure destination was death. "Why, blood, ladies, of course."


Deena - Mar 20, 2003 11:59:56 am PST #2717 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Ooh, very nice. I'll wait patiently until the rest. I kind of have to, anyway, since the mini-spawn are harrassing me and you don't have permission to post yet. I'm just letting you know I'm not cursing you for stopping there. *g*


deborah grabien - Mar 20, 2003 12:07:09 pm PST #2718 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

lalalalala

(whistling, filing fingernails, playing with cats)

Of course, I already know what happens next. Neener....


Deena - Mar 20, 2003 1:18:55 pm PST #2719 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

curse you wee deb!

(always wanted to say that)


deborah grabien - Mar 20, 2003 1:25:30 pm PST #2720 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

wee deb!

Wee? I'm 5'9" and can match shoulder width with my daughter's boyfriend.

Doing edits on Needfire. Unless I get SA's and Plei's soon, I may post the changes I made, in here, and then give Rebecca and shrift and all to archive.


Deena - Mar 20, 2003 1:27:28 pm PST #2721 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

wee in the metaphorical sense? in the less than the jolly green giant sense? I don't know how it works, I just wanted to say it!


Connie Neil - Mar 20, 2003 1:29:12 pm PST #2722 of 10001
brillig

It's a thing, deb, a fun phrase to use against people who have done something that frustrates/annoys in an amusing/irrelevant way. Such as stealing a number that you were trying to number slut or referring to a song that then gets stuck in your head.


Deena - Mar 20, 2003 1:30:02 pm PST #2723 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Thank you connie. I am vindicated in my expression of deb weeness.

It's definitely getting on toward naptime.


Dana - Mar 20, 2003 1:32:02 pm PST #2724 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

It's from Weebl and Bob!

Curse you, wee bull.


deborah grabien - Mar 20, 2003 1:35:16 pm PST #2725 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Oh. (clueless)

I wish Rebecca would check in. I wanna post the rest.