Buffy: Where are the burgers? Riley: Yeah man, I'm starving. Cow me. Xander: I'd love to make with the moo but the fire's not cooperating.

'Lessons'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


Deena - Mar 16, 2003 10:21:09 am PST #2552 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

My only OTP is Clark/Lex - because, man, TheirLoveIsSoTrue. And messed up. And angsty. And pretty. And epic. And tragic.

I never knew there was such a thing as an OTP until I read my first fanfic, which happened to be Fay's very hot story about this particular pair.


deborah grabien - Mar 16, 2003 11:01:30 am PST #2553 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Plei, you want beta? Offering.

Which may make a nonsense out of the following two quickie comments, of course:

Everything about him clashes with the muted blues and greys of Wesley's living room, just as so much about him clashes with the blurry greys (steel or gunmetal, tinged red around the edges) of Wesley's self.

Love love love love love love this. And love it again.

"If I smacked you upside the head, would it beat some sense into that pretty head of yours?"

Is the reiteration of "head" deliberate?


Atropa - Mar 16, 2003 12:01:51 pm PST #2554 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

(I've also got this Sandman/Buffyverse thing I want to write at some point.... oh, for a time turner.)

Fay, please oh please write this. Because I am a HUGE Sandman fan, but am terrified of seeking out Sandman fanfic. The only thing I've run across (and was pleasantly shocked by) was a Sandman/Harry Potter cross-over. If you write a Sandman/anything of your choosing fic, I love you even more than I do now.


Rebecca Lizard - Mar 16, 2003 12:08:58 pm PST #2555 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

The only thing I've run across (and was pleasantly shocked by) was a Sandman/Harry Potter cross-over.

That was kind of sweet, wasn't it?

Her drink tastes like a dream of tea: both more and less like the stuff that Hermione remembers from the waking world. She sips it delicately, thinking of Platonic ideals, and wonders if there's any sugar.


Atropa - Mar 16, 2003 12:10:50 pm PST #2556 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I was amazed. It worked so well, but made me very, very afraid of the idea of Sandman fic by people who's writing I don't trust.


Fay - Mar 16, 2003 12:15:38 pm PST #2557 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

blushes

Well, I've not read all the graphic novels yet, and I want to feel solid in canon - but my God, he's wonderful, isn't he? Really, so much depth and so many resonances and implications and repercussions - I'm very sold on The Endless now. Belatedly. I quite want to write long essays of adoration - I'm not so familiar with the medium, but it's seductive and potent as a potent seductive thing. I'm rather in love with the notion of looking at Drusilla from a Sandmanverse perspective. Especially after reading about the Emperor of the United States. And, man, we know she sees burning baby fishes. She's Delirium's creature, sure as eggs is eggs. Although I wonder whether perhaps Destiny might be a greatgreatgreatgrandfather, 'cause she's a seer too, of course - and that would make her distant family.

Do vampires belong to Death or Destruction, would you say? Or neither? I think the Fanged Four were clearly cutting a gay swathe for Destruction, but vampires in general, perhaps not. But then Dru was rather set on bringing about the end of the world....

I'm just charmed by the notion of the whole Whedon mythos being slipped in along all the other 'verses.


Atropa - Mar 16, 2003 12:28:17 pm PST #2558 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

And, man, we know she sees burning baby fishes. She's Delirium's creature, sure as eggs is eggs.

Hee! Yes, yes she is.

Do vampires belong to Death or Destruction, would you say? Or neither? I think the Fanged Four were clearly cutting a gay swathe for Destruction, but vampires in general, perhaps not

See, I would be more inclined to have vampires belong to Desire. The core state of a vampire is wanting: blood, power. Plus Desire is neither male or female, thus neatly explaining the bi vibe so many vamps seem to have.

Not to mention that since vamps don't actually die, Death probably wouldn't have much to do with them. Though I can just imagine a conversation between Angel and Death ... "You shouldn't brood so much. It isn't necessary."

... have I mentioned my complete and utter devoted-ness to Sandman? That friends got me to start reading it after issue 8 with Death came out, because the friends were all a little unnerved that what looked and talked like a sister of mine had appeared in their favorite comic? The only reason I don't do the little swirly eyeliner thing is because I had been doing it before I ever read the comics, and now it's a cliché, which makes me sad, and I'm just rambling along now, aren't I?


Fay - Mar 16, 2003 12:38:47 pm PST #2559 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

See, I would be more inclined to have vampires belong to Desire. The core state of a vampire is wanting: blood, power. Plus Desire is neither male or female, thus neatly explaining the bi vibe so many vamps seem to have.

Damn. yes.

That friends got me to start reading it after issue 8 with Death came out, because the friends were all a little unnerved that what looked and talked like a sister of mine had appeared in their favorite comic?

Oh, Jilli. I do love you so. And yet I pine that you had to adjust your look so as not to seem to be copying Death.


Atropa - Mar 16, 2003 12:43:16 pm PST #2560 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

And yet I pine that you had to adjust your look so as not to seem to be copying Death.

The funniest moment of that time of my life: I was attending a local fantasy/gaming convention, and ended up running into an old friend who I hadn't seen since junior high (about age 13). I looked like I always did — big black hair, black velvet dress, eyeliner, and a choker with an ankh — my friend had decided to attend the con dressed as John Constantine. He took one look at me, blinked, and said "You aren't here for me, are you?"


esse - Mar 16, 2003 12:45:09 pm PST #2561 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

John Constantine was a character in another of Gaiman's comics, was he not? The one about educating a young wizard? I loved that.