I've seen honest faces before. They usually come attached to liars.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


Connie Neil - Oct 27, 2002 5:48:49 pm PST #246 of 10001
brillig

It was one of those Knights of Byzantium guys, in full armor with his sword out and swinging--at Spike. A Spike who danced with the blade, spinning just out of reach, ducking under the point, circling around to force the soldier to follow him. He was in full game face, and he was having the time of his unlife.

Xander had forgotten how elegantly Spike could move. When he fought demons, more often than not the fight was something close to balanced. This was Spike at play, utterly confident, completely in control of the movements. He used the skirts of his duster almost like a matador used his cloak, flicking a corner into his opponent's face and letting the leather sweep around his legs as he turned. At one point he got behind the soldier, and he kicked the man in the back, just hard enough to knock him stumbling off balance.

"Come on, mate," Spike grinned, "don't tell me you're all done. I haven't had a dance like this in years!"

There was not the slightest flicker of discomfort on his face as he hit the man. Maybe, Xander thought, the Knight wasn't human. But his gut knew better. His gut recognized a personal apocalypse when it stood up and flashed unchipped vampire fangs at him.

Spike, free, unleashed, the Big Bad in name only no longer. Xander only wondered why he was starting with some hapless dude in chainmail.

The soldier got his feet under him and his sword pointed towards the vampire. Spike strode towards him easily. "So your whole raison d'etre is to find and destroy the Key, is that right, mate?"

"We shall find and destroy the Key and save the world from the Beast," came the voice from behind the chainmail veil.

"Well, you might want to go a little easy on the word 'we', there, mate. I think your brothers in arms are going to have to go on without you."

The soldier firmed his shoulder. "When one falls, a hundred shall rise."

Spike grinned, showing all his fangs. "I love it when I get my meals delivered."

He dove in, playing no longer. He backhanded the sword blade out of his way and wrenched the weapon out of his victim's hands. The solider screamed as bones broke. Spike laughed again as he yanked the veil from the man's face and pulled him back against his chest.

"Well, you're serious about all this, aren't you," Spike said, looking at the tatoo on the man's forehead. "How about this, I won't let you die with your life's work unfinished."

"What?"

"I'll tell you where the key is."

The man stared at him, and Xander got ready to charge.

Spike looked around carefully. "The key that everyone's looking for is . ..." He leaned down and whispered in the man's ear. The soldier struggled wildly to escape. Spike chuckled, yanked the man's head back and sank his fangs into the neck.

Xander froze, staring. He kept remembering things--Spike wrapped up in a blanket and shivering that Thanksgiving, the vampire tied up in his ratty easy chair in the Basement of Doom, the Scoobies sneering with various degrees of cruelty over how low the Big Bad had fallen. His mortal sub-brain was now suspecting that they were all in a great deal of trouble.

Spike finished and pulled away from his victim with a satisfied sigh. "Blessed are the pure in heart," he said, "for they shall see God. Give Him my regards, mate." He dropped the body on the ground.

He stretched happily, then searched his pockets till he found his cigarettes and lighter. He was just lighting up when he paused, then looked around. He sniffed audibly, his search closing on the bushes where Xander hid. He smiled cruelly and sauntered over. "Are we playing hide and seek, then? I thought white hats disapproved of hiding."

The terrified primate in the back of Xander's head screamed at him to flee. Instead, he stood up and stepped out of cover. "Yeah, hiding's kind of girly."

Spike pouted. "What, aren't you even going to run?"

Xander met his eyes. "Not from you."

Spike chuckled. "Oh, this is going to be fun."


Connie Neil - Oct 27, 2002 5:49:20 pm PST #247 of 10001
brillig

Oh, gosh, is that the time? Must go off and get dinner now.

hee.


Rebecca Lizard - Oct 27, 2002 9:08:54 pm PST #248 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

La la la I LOVE IT.

One typo thing:

Smirg straightened his robe. "Quite all right, my lord. Good hunting to you. It strolled away.

Need an end quote in there.


Connie Neil - Oct 27, 2002 9:57:40 pm PST #249 of 10001
brillig

Ah, thank you, Liz. t off to correct main file


P.M. Marc - Oct 28, 2002 2:11:06 am PST #250 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Hmm... snuff, or slash, snuff, or slash?

Lovely, Connie!

My hell card has been archived:

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Moohahahaha.


P.M. Marc - Oct 28, 2002 2:11:07 am PST #251 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Cereal: I should know better than to hit the keyboard when I hit post. It doubles me up.


Steph L. - Oct 28, 2002 8:21:55 am PST #252 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Connie, I'm loving V!Giles. You write Spike wonderfully (duh).

He made a promise to himself that if he checked four volumes of dark lore for mentions of Glory, then he could go out and find something to beat up. After all, the technique had gotten him through Oxford.

Oh, I *so* believe that!

most scary snarling one

"Completely up to you, your illustrious bloodthirstiness."

You really have a good handle on Minionese.


Connie Neil - Oct 28, 2002 12:26:48 pm PST #253 of 10001
brillig

Hmm... snuff, or slash, snuff, or slash?

Come on, Plei, you know me. Which way do you think I'm going?


P.M. Marc - Oct 28, 2002 12:38:33 pm PST #254 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

The combo pack, really.


Connie Neil - Oct 28, 2002 12:39:17 pm PST #255 of 10001
brillig

Well, not just yet, though. Gots me lots of fun stuff I want to do with the boys yet.

Edit: But I'm getting hte impression that the combo pack is not an upsetting thought.