Angel: Just admit it: you think you're gonna ride in, save the day, and sweep Buffy off her--Spike: Like you're not thinking the same thing. Angel: I'm already seeing somebody. Spike: What, dog girl?

'The Girl in Question'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


Connie Neil - Feb 18, 2003 3:47:21 pm PST #1511 of 10001
brillig

OK, the amusing part of breakfast, at least. Blame the Bitches

They left the hotel without incident an hour later, after too-brief washups and shaves. Ethan redeemed himself of a fair amount of past annoyance by providing a cantrip to deal with razor nicks.

Once the foursome was on the street, the subject of breakfast presented itself. Giles looked over the group and hoped they didn't look too much like vagabonds, with their backpacks and air of weariness. He himself probably still had some shreds of respectability to his name, but Ethan always looked like he was on the run from something.

Molly perked up and pointed across the street. "Look, Starbucks!"

"No," Giles said firmly. "My god, I came home to get away from those damned things. We're British, dammit, we're going to have something British for breakfast."

"You've been in California far too long," Ethan said calmly.

They found a caff around the corner than had all the things Giles considered part of a proper breakfast. Molly looked at the waitress hopefully. "Corn flakes, with some fruit?" Annabelle nodded agreement at the order.

Giles shook his head. "Tea, sausage, eggs, toast--oh, and grilled tomatoes."

Ethan winced. "Could you be anymore of a cliche, Rupert? Coffee, eggs, and bacon, please."

As the waitress left, the two girls gave Ethan and Giles a look that spoke volumes about middle aged men, arteries and greasy food. "Should you be eating all that?" Annabelle said cautiously.

"Don't worry," Ethan said, "I trust it will all get burned off before today's over. One generally doesn't get fat being a sorceror."

Molly glanced at Annabelle. "So--you're a sorceror? A magician?"

"Like in Harry Potter?" Annabelle added.

Ethan put his elbow on the table and his head in his hand. "My god, I hate those books." Giles just snickered. "Yes, like in Harry Potter."

"Think of him as Snape," Giles said.

"Thank you very much--Dumbledore."

"Do something magical," Molly said eagerly.

"I will not!" Ethan glanced around the restaurant. "Especially not here."

"Really," Giles added, "he'd best not. There are people about who can tell when magic is being used, and we'd rather not catch their attention."

The food was delivered, and four hungry people dug in for a while. Annabelle finally looked up. "So, now what? Where are we going, what are we doing?"

Ethan looked at Giles. "The great questions, Rupert. The girl would like to know the meaning of life--or, at least, this afternoon."


Fay - Feb 18, 2003 3:49:26 pm PST #1512 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

As the waitress left, the two girls gave Ethan and Giles a look that spoke volumes about middle aged men, arteries and greasy food.

Bwah!


erikaj - Feb 18, 2003 4:08:14 pm PST #1513 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Good, Connie. Ethan as Snape and Giles as Dumbledore is funny.


Theodosia - Feb 18, 2003 5:23:46 pm PST #1514 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Heh, connie. Those poor girls don't know what they're getting into.

Love the donuts!


esse - Feb 18, 2003 9:19:09 pm PST #1515 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

That's me, right? Thanks, Theo.


Lee - Feb 18, 2003 11:41:25 pm PST #1516 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

ditto on liking the donuts SA


Atropa - Feb 19, 2003 12:58:36 pm PST #1517 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

"Think of him as Snape," Giles said.

Hee hee hee hee!


Am-Chau Yarkona - Feb 19, 2003 1:15:07 pm PST #1518 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

"Think of him as Snape," Giles said.

"Thank you very much--Dumbledore."

Ooo, I likes me the snark.


Connie Neil - Feb 19, 2003 1:15:59 pm PST #1519 of 10001
brillig

Yes, I travel on the good ship Snark and HoYay


Elena - Feb 20, 2003 1:38:01 am PST #1520 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

Am, I've got tiaras, I've got more tiaras than heads.

I've been grossly misled about your appearance, then, connie.

Now with the praise. Plei, you do that world-weary thing so well. You can taste how tired and defeated they are. connie, love the HP refs. That is exactly how Ethan would react. sa, you know how the cross story was my favourite? This is my favourite now. It's very much Xander. It really captures him and (especially number 4) what his relationship to the gang is and has been.