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'War Stories'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


Anne W. - Feb 16, 2003 6:09:25 am PST #1480 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

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Wonderful, connie!


Rebecca Lizard - Feb 16, 2003 4:47:18 pm PST #1481 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Oh, yeah.

Look what I did there.


Connie Neil - Feb 17, 2003 1:30:04 am PST #1482 of 10001
brillig

more late night writing

Ethan had chosen the hotel in London that Giles was using as the HQ of the Watcher's Council in Exile. It was a quiet neighborhood that ignored anyone who made a decent effort to be discreet. Giles was pacing in the room he was sharing with Ethan, but the connecting door to the next room was open, and another young girl was aimlessly working through the channels on the TV there.

"Sorry we're late, Rupert," Ethan said with a chipper smile. "The trains these days are appalling. This is Molly."

Giles contented himself with a glare at Ethan and a muttered, "You could have called," before he turned to Molly. "Hello, Molly, I'm Rupert Giles."

Whatever qualms Molly had had about Ethan, none of that showed with Giles. She shook his hand with a tired smile. "Hello, Mr. Giles. Mr. Rayne said you worked with the real Slayer."

"Yes, I did. I still keep in touch with her. I'm glad you made it here safely. I heard what happened to Deborah Tate, I'm sorry."

Molly looked at the floor. "I liked her." She looked up at the appearance of the other girl in the doorway. "Hi."

Giles gestured the new girl in. "Molly, this is Annabelle. She's a potential Slayer as well."

"Hi," Annabelle said, hanging back but studying Molly.

Giles moved over to Ethan. "How did it go?"

"No problems. Miss Molly reports that she has been followed, though, and she suspects they're the same people who killed Miss Tate."

"Annabelle hasn't seen anyone, but she has been on the fringes of things. No one from the Council had been to see her yet."

"So she didn't know about Slayers and all that?"

"No. Which is why I went to get her, not you. I can't imagine your explanation of vampires and Slayers and the like would be in accordance with the Council's standard party line."

"As I consider the Council's standard party line to be little more than a step-by-step manual on how to get yourself killed, you're right. Now what?"

"I need to go out." Giles looked Ethan over carefully. "How tired are you? Someone should keep watch."

"I can manage. Is there coffee?"

"Yes, that Turkish sludge you prefer."

Ethan smiled wickedly. "Why, Ripper, after all this time you still remember."

Giles didn't even bother to react. "Ladies," he said, turning to Molly and Annabelle, who had begun a cautious conversation, "I have to go out for a couple of hours. Ethan will be here keeping an eye out. Molly, Annabelle can show you where you can put your things."

The girls took the cue and moved into the other room, closing the door.

"Where are you going?" Ethan asked.

"I'm meeting someone from the Council. I need to get into the library, take a look at some files, and I don't have time to go through channels. I should be back before dawn. Look after them."

"My pleasure."

Something in Ethan's voice made Giles look at him closely. "Ethan, no games."

He managed to look innocent, an immense accomplishment. "Whatever do you mean?"

"We are here to protect them, not ..."

"Amuse ourselves?" Ethan smiled. "Not to worry, old man. I do know better than to mess about when there are good odds of something nasty popping out of the woodwork with an axe. Not to say, though--"

"Don't," Giles interrupted. "Ethan, I have not trusted you in nearly twenty-five years, don't make me regret starting now."

"And this is why I never liked the Council, it's against the rules to even think about anything fun." He patted Giles' shoulder, touching his cheek almost by accident. "Go on, and don't worry. I'll look after them as if they were my own--" He paused to think of something of sufficient importance. "My own precious skin."

Giles finally smiled. "Fine. Be careful, yourself. Try not to get an axe in the head."

"Trust me, I shall try to the utmost of my ability to avoid that. You may find the hotel a smoking wreck and the girls and I shivering on the pavement, but I will avoid any axes to the head."

Giles nodded and squeezed Ethan's shoulder as he left. Ethan sighed and scolded himself for being a nostalgic idiot, then settled into the one comfortable chair with the Thermos of hot Turkish coffee and the remote to the television.


Connie Neil - Feb 17, 2003 1:30:40 am PST #1483 of 10001
brillig

And tomorrow, call volume willing, I'll write the conclusion.


Elena - Feb 17, 2003 2:00:10 am PST #1484 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

"Go on, and don't worry. I'll look after them as if they were my own--" He paused to think of something of sufficient importance. "My own precious skin."

This sent the most delicious shiver along my own precious skin. Wonder why?

Sigh. Cannot get in the mood to write. Maybe I'll have something for SA and am tomorrow.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Feb 17, 2003 4:07:51 am PST #1485 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Ethan sighed and scolded himself for being a nostalgic idiot, then settled into the one comfortable chair with the Thermos of hot Turkish coffee and the remote to the television.

vibing for low call-volume

I think that says about everything, unless I go into the whole More! Now! routine.

RL, comment in your LJ.

Elena, insent.


Connie Neil - Feb 17, 2003 3:33:06 pm PST #1486 of 10001
brillig

I keep thinking this is going to wrap up quickly. See what I know.

The step in the hallway was quiet and furtive. Ethan woke from his half-doze with the words of a fireball spell already lining up in his mind. The room was dark, though faint light showed around the edges of the window blinds.

He got up from the chair and went to stand by the connecting door. All was quiet on the other side. He debated opening the door to make sure the bad guys hadn't been able to take out two potential Slayers in absolute silence. Another step in the hallway distracted him. A quick check under the pillow on the bed showed Rupert hadn't forgotten old habits. Ethan rather thought he recognized the double-edged dagger from London days. Maybe he'd been there when Ripper had bought the thing--

Damn, he was getting maudlin in his old age. That was a hand on the doorknob. Dagger in stronger hand, spell ready with the more nimble hand--key in the lock?

Giles froze as he opened the door and saw the reception waiting for him. "Um, good morning?"

"Good morning." Ethan threw the dagger into the back of the chair he'd been sitting in. "Well, you said before dawn, I suppose the sun's not quite up yet. Are you all right?"

"Yes, fine." Giles put a hand on the dagger to stop it vibrating, then pulled it out. "Tense night?"

"No, very quiet, until I heard someone creeping down the hall. Did you get what you needed?"

"Hm? Oh, yes, I'm going in this afternoon."

Ethan stared at him for a few moments. "Right. You get some sleep, I can keep watch."

"No, no, I'll be fine, go ahead and get some sleep. You had that long trip yesterday." Muttering a few choice words about Watchers and their lack of a reasonable sense of self-preservation, Ethan went over to grab his shoulders. As he suspected, Giles had difficulty focusing on him as his eyes wobbled from exhaustion. "You are going to get some sleep if I have to use unfair means on you."

Giles frowned suspiciously. "What sort of unfair means?"

A blast of memory, of days and days without sleep, when life was too short and too full of amazing things to learn and experience to waste time lying down with eyes closed, until you couldn't sleep even when you wanted to, and someone else had to make your mind slow down, jump the tracks into rest.

Ethan let his eyes show the memories for just a moment, then he smiled a normal smile. "Warm milk, if I must. Lullabies, if you get stubborn."

"Oh, my god, you singing. I'll be good." There were memories of his own in Giles' eyes, then he nodded in surrender and stumbled towards the bed. He sat down on the far side, slowly slumping in on himself as he let the weariness catch up with him. "Still, you can't be much better."

"I'll manage. You're right, someone needs to keep watch."

Giles frowned at him, then at the chair, then, very briefly, at the one largeish bed in the room. "You can't go forever on no sleep. And neither of us is of an age to appreciate sleeping in chairs. We could put some wards up, give us a few hours ..."

Ethan told himself very firmly that Giles was only thinking of the job to be done, that memories were only memories, not plans for the future. "I can put wards on the doors, this one and the girls'. They'll be waking up soon themselves, though."

"If they go through the door, we should know about it. I'll feel safer, regardless."

Nodding, Ethan went out into the hall to put an alarm ward on the outer door of the girls' room. When he returned, Giles was lying curled up on one side of the bed on top of the covers, fully clothed except for shoes and his glasses, which were perched on the nightstand. Were the clothes in order to be ready if something unfriendly came through the door or to avoid any comparisons to other times he hadn't slept alone?

Ethan shook his head, too tired for once to care. He took off his own shoes and laid down on the other side of the bed, sighing in mingled comfort and pain as his joints began to relax. He glanced at the man next to him, thinking of the distance forged by time and circumstance. "Good night, Rupert," he said very softly, closing his eyes.

He was snoring quietly before the soft reply came. "Good night, Ethan."


Connie Neil - Feb 17, 2003 3:33:45 pm PST #1487 of 10001
brillig

More to come!

Must remember to go to bed before midnight, though.


Atropa - Feb 17, 2003 3:40:21 pm PST #1488 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

More! More more more more!

... um, er ... that was very nice. Please write some more soon?


Connie Neil - Feb 17, 2003 5:16:52 pm PST #1489 of 10001
brillig

A wee bit before leaving

Several hours later, two girls whispered together about what they were supposed to do about breakfast and maybe getting a shower. Mostly breakfast. Wisdom prevailed over appetite, and the two decided to consult with their strange guardians.

Molly pulled open the connecting door cautiously and peeked into the next room. Then she gestured urgently at Annabelle to come see.

The two men were snoring in harmony. Ethan was flat on his back, and Giles lay on his stomach, left arm hanging over the edge of the bed.

Annabelle smiled. "They're kind of cu--"

Ethan rolled off the bed and came up in a crouch, faint sparks crackling off the fingers of his raised right hand. Giles' dangling hand reached under the pillow and came up with a dagger even as he searched the room for a target.

"Just us, just us!" Molly shrieked. Annabelle nodded quickly.

Ethan blinked his eyes into focus, then shook the sparks off his hand. "You two. Right. Ripper, it's the girls. At least put your glasses on before you start flinging daggers round the room."

"I'm not that blind yet, idiot," Giles said, sitting up fully. "And what were you about to summon without even knowing what the hell was going on?" He yawned and stretched, his back popping loudly.

Fighting a yawn himself, Ethan leaned on the edge of the bed and looked at the girls. "You needed something?"

"Food?" Molly said cautiously.

"Wash?" Annabelle offered.

Giles blinked a little more. "Food. Yes. Tea. That does sound lovely."

"You haven't changed a bit," Ethan smirked. "Wake up, demand tea. No matter where you woke up, you had to have your tea."

Giles reached back with his dagger-free hand, but Ethan easily dodged the smack that was headed for his head. "I'm sorry we had to go the old-fashioned route with regards to facilities," he said to Annabelle. "I believe there's something down the hall. But don't take too much time over it. When you're done we'll get something to eat."

The girls disappeared eagerly, and a few moments later, Ethan winced. "Remind me to take those wards off."

"Right." But Giles looked distracted. "I'll have to take you all with me into the Council. We don't dare get separated."

Ethan managed to keep Giles from seeing his anticipatory grin. "A follower of Janus in the hallowed halls of the Watchers. Are you sure alarms won't go off?"

"No."

There was a note in Giles' voice that bothered Ethan. "Look, save the plots for breaking and entering and thievery till after you've had your tea. You were always useless before your first cuppa anyway."

Ripper appeared very briefly. "Not always."

Ethan snickered. "Always."