Don't be silly. Now go to your bunk.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies
Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.
Yes'm.... Damn, you're strict.
Only one of my personnas is...
And the other one chains vampires in bathtubs and has stuffy British guys give them handjobs. Then there's the one who found a very innovative way to feed a vampire.
No, one personna is toppy and devious.
The other is spectacularly subby, through bratty.
And the one usually steering the boat is a lazy sod.
So... Evil, good, and wishy-washy?
Evil, good, and lazy.
See, I think I've got lazy as the dominant personality. I mean, I want to do evil, but then I'd have to change out of my flannel jammies. And I love my jammies.
Oh, my lazy personna is in charge most of the time.
Seriously. That's I'll-be-in-my-bunk-and-I'm-not-kidding-about-that HOT.
Okay, damn. Is it horribly wrong that this is the hottest thing I've read in forever?
SQUEEE!!!!!!!!!!
My day, she is made.