You walk in worlds the others can't begin to imagine.

Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Jan 08, 2007 6:03:44 am PST #942 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Ugh, I feel sick, and I've been away from Chelsea for an hour and a half!

In other news, however, I want to note that Rodney Yee And His Enormous Package are now taken. I think it may have been Ellen who coined that, but whoever did, he has no other name for me since.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 08, 2007 6:05:37 am PST #943 of 10001
What is even happening?

I get that. I'm busting out of my 12s at this point. I felt fat at weights I'd kill to be now, and really, feel no more fat (in that I'm no more down on myself) even though I'm at least 30 lbs heavier. I just feel like me, and never felt small/slim/whatever, even when I was. That I was, is only even seeable to me, now that I'm not.


Sue - Jan 08, 2007 6:08:49 am PST #944 of 10001
hip deep in pie

I won't rub in the monday morning gronklies by saying that I have the day off.

Good luck Chi-Kat!


Jesse - Jan 08, 2007 6:08:57 am PST #945 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I don't know that I should be a size 4, Jesse. I just like that I was. Even briefly.

Of course, of course. We just laugh at the idea that size 10 is the EMERGENCY! MUST LOSE WEIGHT! size on the teevee.


Sue - Jan 08, 2007 6:13:51 am PST #946 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Rodney Yee And His Enormous Package

I'm pretty sure Victor coined the term. I've never thought of him as anything else since.


Tom Scola - Jan 08, 2007 6:20:03 am PST #947 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

In order to do any useful work, I have to fill out a "change request form", so that it can be approved.

The form includes two separate fields, "Purpose for Change", and "Reason for Change".

I suspect this means that my job has gotten a little too bureaucratic.


Dana - Jan 08, 2007 6:22:50 am PST #948 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Purpose: To fix thing that is broken.

Reason: It's broken.


§ ita § - Jan 08, 2007 6:27:13 am PST #949 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Kat, can you hide that picture? B's very shy.

NY is weird. So far LA doesn't smell of strange things unless it was that one time with the jasmine.

At least not my neck of the woods.

Libkitty, it was suggested here, actually. It gives me enough time to get clear of the trigger smell, and prevents it from lingering.

Dammit. I gotta go tweak my damned resume.


Steph L. - Jan 08, 2007 6:33:27 am PST #950 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Actually, that Joe Millionaire weight-loss woman isn't a size 4; she's a 2. I only know this because that commercial is on ALL THE FUCKING TIME, and she giggles in the most insipid way every time she says "This is a 2!"

t /fat girl with issues

I feel like I had something else of import to say, but my mind is a blank. Huh.

New Yorkers, no offense to your fair city, but the quarterly "What's that SMELL?" is....kinda weird. What's next, rain of toads?


tommyrot - Jan 08, 2007 6:36:36 am PST #951 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Anyone here hate the word "blogosphere"? Then this is the t-shirt for you: [link]