This must be what going mad feels like.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 06, 2007 7:00:28 am PST #8445 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can't believe that article didn't mention that Grant Show has most recently been seen snogging manflesh on Dirt.


Lee - Feb 06, 2007 7:01:45 am PST #8446 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Shut it, woman! I can send death rays in your direction!

Uh oh.


Aims - Feb 06, 2007 7:03:28 am PST #8447 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Dear Boss:

If you keep interrupting me to give me another thing to do, I'm never going to be able to finish the stuff you've already given me. This will lead to you yelling at me and me cutting you.

No one wants that.

Ta,
Aims


Daisy Jane - Feb 06, 2007 7:03:58 am PST #8448 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Wasn't there a Sobek something or other on Buffy? The part of my brain where I hide those things is hinting to me that it had something to do with the giant rubber snake. Does anyone remember?


tommyrot - Feb 06, 2007 7:04:11 am PST #8449 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This will lead to you yelling at me and me cutting you.

Heh.


Ailleann - Feb 06, 2007 7:08:23 am PST #8450 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

And this woman is now throwing that all away....

Love makes you do the wacky. And given the diaper thing, it sounds like she was already at "wacky."

goes to sit next to Aimee, sharpens knives


Nutty - Feb 06, 2007 7:11:20 am PST #8451 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Nowak raced from Houston to Orlando wearing diapers in the car so she wouldn't have to stop to go to the bathroom, authorities said. Astronauts wear diapers during launch and re-entry.

Okay, the really funny part of this is, do you know of a car that can go 900 miles without gassing up in the middle? Cause, my little fuel-efficient car ca do about 325 miles per tank.

So she would have had to stop anyway! Hello!


sarameg - Feb 06, 2007 7:11:39 am PST #8452 of 10001

You know what?

I think I'm stoned on cold medicine. And it's really not helping that much.

I just had to liberate a handful of lifesavers from my big boss's office.


tommyrot - Feb 06, 2007 7:17:22 am PST #8453 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So she would have had to stop anyway! Hello!

So, she was probably at a gas station, thinking, "OK, do I walk over there and use that bathroom, or do I get back in my car and then in a few minutes wet my diaper? What do do... what to do...."


§ ita § - Feb 06, 2007 7:18:57 am PST #8454 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So she would have had to stop anyway! Hello!

Maybe she's no Britney Spears.