You know what?
I think I'm stoned on cold medicine. And it's really not helping that much.
I just had to liberate a handful of lifesavers from my big boss's office.
Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.
'Serenity'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Feb 06, 2007 7:11:39 am PST #8452 of 10001
tommyrot - Feb 06, 2007 7:17:22 am PST #8453 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So she would have had to stop anyway! Hello!
So, she was probably at a gas station, thinking, "OK, do I walk over there and use that bathroom, or do I get back in my car and then in a few minutes wet my diaper? What do do... what to do...."
§ ita § - Feb 06, 2007 7:18:57 am PST #8454 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
So she would have had to stop anyway! Hello!
Maybe she's no Britney Spears.
Cashmere - Feb 06, 2007 7:19:08 am PST #8455 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Okay, the really funny part of this is, do you know of a car that can go 900 miles without gassing up in the middle? Cause, my little fuel-efficient car ca do about 325 miles per tank.
So she would have had to stop anyway! Hello
Yeah, but they mention that astronauts wear diapers for takeoff and re-entry so she may have just gotten used to them and decided paying at the pump and driving on was faster than visiting the loo at the Gas & Sip.
DavidS - Feb 06, 2007 7:19:51 am PST #8456 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Insult to injury:
"If you were just going to talk to someone, I don't know that you would need a wig, a trench coat, an air cartridge BB gun and pepper spray," said Orlando police Sgt. Barbara Jones. "It's just really a very sad case."
"Not only did you flip out and act crazy, but you were totally lame in your crazy execution, you diaper-wearing, BB-gun toting, silly trenchcoat wearing mother of three."
tommyrot - Feb 06, 2007 7:21:43 am PST #8457 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
you diaper-wearing, BB-gun toting, silly trenchcoat wearing mother of three."
Heh.
"..you diaper-wearing, BB-gun toting, silly trenchcoat wearing, never-going-into-space-again mother of three."
Steph L. - Feb 06, 2007 7:25:09 am PST #8458 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Wasn't there a Sobek something or other on Buffy? The part of my brain where I hide those things is hinting to me that it had something to do with the giant rubber snake. Does anyone remember?
Yes.
And I know this from Cindy, who mentioned it when I said something about Sobek the talking crocodile in DC's 52 title.
Cashmere - Feb 06, 2007 7:25:54 am PST #8459 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Don't they give astronauts regular psychological tests? Or am I basing my beliefs on that stupid Aerosmith video/Michael Bay film?
They tested the guys in The Right Stuff, though!
What chaps my ass is this stupid women is probably setting the feminist movement back a few decades. I'm waiting for the inevitable rush of conservative asswipes commenting how women are mentally unsuitable for space exploration.
Ailleann - Feb 06, 2007 7:27:18 am PST #8460 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
women are mentally unsuitable for space exploration
Yeah, cause people with penises NEVER do anything dumb.
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flea - Feb 06, 2007 7:29:27 am PST #8461 of 10001
information libertarian
Like mack on two astronaut colleages at the same time, one of whom is both married and a nutter.