I'm having so much fun letting the cold drugs wear off so I can figure out if the past 2 days of gross feelings are bertolli's frozen fettucini alfredo, lunchables, this cold, the stuff I took to combat the cold or some other vector. Or too much root beer. Those are the only factors available.

I hate snot.

No wonder people cannot speak, write or read english. the directions on my store made macaroni and cheese include the line "Note:Tray is not ovenable"

msbelle, as someone who keeps my apartment at 67 or so (when not feeling like ass and when it isn't minus 100 outside and windy which means drafts) , I suggest hot foot baths, sweats, socks, and doing a lot of handwashing in warm water. (Um, I don't do these in order to keep from raising the heat. I'm ok with 67 except for my feet and fingers. Which are not happy unless it's 80.) Hot towels around the neck help too. Actually, anything around the neck does make a difference.

huh. I found an online site that says American heritage had 'ovenable' in the dictionary in 2000. It is not in either of mine. Therefore, it is still not acceptable to me.

Well, shit. If I had known making bad decisions about who to share my goolie with as a result of drinking a lot could be forgotten by going to rehab, I'd've been in Betty Ford loooong time ago.

It's even better, Aimee -- the bad decisions can be separate from the drinking, but the rehab covers it all!

Assuming that none of the dogs were controlling vehicles nor having a party from the rear of one (I don't watch the Puppy Bowl--I'm just guessing), then they were probably just sticking their noses in anuses. Which deserves its own word.

In my house we call that "checking IDs".

And, it just might be me, but I'm thinking the Basset Hounds really do get around. There are loads of Basse-mixes in this 'hood.

Now we need David to come and tell the story of the Bassenova.

It's even better, Aimee -- the bad decisions can be separate from the drinking, but the rehab covers it all!

Suh-weet!!

Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!

t /Horshack

I know!! Every time one of us says or does something really horrible on the board to another Buffista, we can check into rehab and it'll all be better!! I'll bet we can even get an affiliate link!!

I dunno...is there internet access in rehab? 'Cause otherwise I don't wanna go.

Did I see a "Happy Birthday, Victor" somewhere? Ditto, if so.

Awhile back someone posted a link to a story about some people who were put on an animal or zoo diet. I think it was in England. Does anybody remember this? I've tried searching but I'm not finding. Maybe it wasn't this thread...