Hair is cut, grocery shopping is done. Laundry is underway, but will take for freaking ever because the coin slot on one of the machines is jammed. And no, I didn't notice that until I'd loaded the washer and put in the soap. Of course. And I have 3 loads.

I am really, really, really not getting a headcold.

flea, I've been in a similar situation (unruly neighbors, worrying about retribution) before, sadly. I think you'll be fine. And keep calling the cops as necessary.

Our local paper yesterday had a little blurb in the entertainment section about a group of parents who are horribly distressed at "their" Harry doing a play like this -- a play that anyone, anyone can go to, that might end up scarring their little darlings from the horror of seeing Harry Potter's junk

People are so stupid sometimes.

Although, who am I to talk, because I'm sitting here wishing I had a bottle of wine in the house, but not enough to put outside pants back on to go buy one. Instead I'm sitting here Ilan-style with my hoodie on, watching TV off my DVR.

I feel like such a slug. So far today, I've eaten breakfast and played with one of the cats. I think I need to go put some laundry away or something like that.

Although, who am I to talk, because I'm sitting here wishing I had a bottle of wine in the house, but not enough to put outside pants back on to go buy one.

Well, yeah, but you're still one up on the Harry Potter/Equus parents. After all, you're not forming a lobbying organization to beg someone else to be responsible for your decisions and think of the CHILDRUN before they stand back and let you sit around not wearing your outside pants.

You're not, are you?

I'm not!! At least I keep my dopiness to myself.

I have a bottle of wine in my house, if that helps any, Jesse.

I suspect it does not.

Having showered with violet soap, I feel all purple-inclined. So amethyst pendant and purple sweater. All to doze in front of the TV until Container Store time.

I feel like I should be in a TV commercial so I can say "I'm cleaning my oven" and "I'm cooking dinner" while sitting ath the computer. self cleaning ovens and crockpots rule

I have a bottle of wine in my house, if that helps any, Jesse.

I suspect it does not.

Sadly, you are correct.

I had bananas in my oatmeal this morning if we're still keeping track.

Was it here that people talked about Ace of Cakes? Cause it's cute, and they pull together *amazing* cakes. Although I'm not sure why one would want a Scottish cow cake, but whatever turns you on...

That was for my friend's wedding!!!! Scotland played a big part in their courtship that's why the highland cow.

Instead I'm sitting here Ilan-style with my hoodie on, watching TV off my DVR.

Hah! I was wearing a skullcap and two! hoodies this morning (for a walk out in the bitter cold) and caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and thought "I look like freakin' Ilan!"