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The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Feb 02, 2007 6:52:38 am PST #7638 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Poor Dana! Poor Dana's parent's! How heartbreaking. Makes me want to go home and snuggle my bubbe.

Somebody say something happy, quick!


Hayden - Feb 02, 2007 6:55:51 am PST #7639 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Somebody say something happy, quick!

Tom DeLay has almost certainly been hit in the nuts with a heavy object at some point in his life.


Kathy A - Feb 02, 2007 6:56:08 am PST #7640 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Umm, I did really good on my diet this week, and even worked out twice yesterday!!

Oh, and the Bears are in the Super Bowl!!!!


shrift - Feb 02, 2007 6:56:10 am PST #7641 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Somebody say something happy, quick!

Um. In five minutes, the restaurant opens, and I can order Thai?


-t - Feb 02, 2007 6:56:21 am PST #7642 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Gah, that's a bad week!


Dana - Feb 02, 2007 6:59:35 am PST #7643 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

In five minutes, the restaurant opens, and I can order Thai?

And I'm going to Chipotle for a burrito, except it comes in a bowl.


shrift - Feb 02, 2007 7:02:28 am PST #7644 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Mm. That sounds good, too. There's a burrito place around the corner that I've been meaning to try. Maybe I'll go there on Monday.


Daisy Jane - Feb 02, 2007 7:06:12 am PST #7645 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I was thinking more along the lines of, "It's Friday and you can have scotch after work!" Though Corwood's is good too.


Kathy A - Feb 02, 2007 7:16:55 am PST #7646 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Hee--gotta love the Onion!

Bears Deny Placing Snow, Fog Machines On Dolphin Stadium Sidelines

MIAMI—The owners, coaching staff, and equipment managers of the Chicago Bears continue to vehemently deny ownership of the 12 commercial-grade snowmaking machines and six fog generators that somehow appeared on the sidelines of Dolphin Stadium late Tuesday. "I have never seen these machines before, nor has the Chicago Bears organization ever needed to use such things in the course of football operations, as our home stadium is usually well-supplied with both snow and fog," barely discernible Bears head coach Lovie Smith said while standing hip-deep in a snowdrift during his Wednesday-night press conference. "The point is they're here now and we'll just have to learn to live with it—football players, journalists, and prissy indoor-team members alike." Coach Smith went on to say that he would file a formal protest with the league to remove the domed roof that mysteriously appeared on the top of Dolphin Stadium Wednesday morning.


Vortex - Feb 02, 2007 7:19:44 am PST #7647 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I am earwormed with Dora The Explorer - D d d d d Dora.

I do not know that song, so my brain has very helpfully supplied The Police's "De doo doo doo, de da da da" instead.