No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Feb 02, 2007 6:56:10 am PST #7641 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Somebody say something happy, quick!

Um. In five minutes, the restaurant opens, and I can order Thai?


-t - Feb 02, 2007 6:56:21 am PST #7642 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Gah, that's a bad week!


Dana - Feb 02, 2007 6:59:35 am PST #7643 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

In five minutes, the restaurant opens, and I can order Thai?

And I'm going to Chipotle for a burrito, except it comes in a bowl.


shrift - Feb 02, 2007 7:02:28 am PST #7644 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Mm. That sounds good, too. There's a burrito place around the corner that I've been meaning to try. Maybe I'll go there on Monday.


Daisy Jane - Feb 02, 2007 7:06:12 am PST #7645 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I was thinking more along the lines of, "It's Friday and you can have scotch after work!" Though Corwood's is good too.


Kathy A - Feb 02, 2007 7:16:55 am PST #7646 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Hee--gotta love the Onion!

Bears Deny Placing Snow, Fog Machines On Dolphin Stadium Sidelines

MIAMI—The owners, coaching staff, and equipment managers of the Chicago Bears continue to vehemently deny ownership of the 12 commercial-grade snowmaking machines and six fog generators that somehow appeared on the sidelines of Dolphin Stadium late Tuesday. "I have never seen these machines before, nor has the Chicago Bears organization ever needed to use such things in the course of football operations, as our home stadium is usually well-supplied with both snow and fog," barely discernible Bears head coach Lovie Smith said while standing hip-deep in a snowdrift during his Wednesday-night press conference. "The point is they're here now and we'll just have to learn to live with it—football players, journalists, and prissy indoor-team members alike." Coach Smith went on to say that he would file a formal protest with the league to remove the domed roof that mysteriously appeared on the top of Dolphin Stadium Wednesday morning.


Vortex - Feb 02, 2007 7:19:44 am PST #7647 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I am earwormed with Dora The Explorer - D d d d d Dora.

I do not know that song, so my brain has very helpfully supplied The Police's "De doo doo doo, de da da da" instead.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 02, 2007 7:22:04 am PST #7648 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Cheerios creator died the other day.

99 years old. Guess oats ARE really good for you.


Daisy Jane - Feb 02, 2007 7:23:34 am PST #7649 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

See, Vortex, and it took me to a B-b-b-b-enny & the Jets place.


msbelle - Feb 02, 2007 7:27:24 am PST #7650 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

not necessarily good news, but a cutiehead mac story:

set-up, I have been emphasizing mac's birthday because the calendar in Ethiopiais all different, so it is a new day to him. Anyway, he has it all memorized now and asks about it fairly often.

Cute #1 - last night he asks very timidly if he will get presents on his birthday. seriously worried that he wouldn't.

Cute #2 - the he asked if he would get birthday for year 7 and 8 and 9 and 10... also or if it was just for 6.