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DavidS - Feb 02, 2007 5:46:45 am PST #7610 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Do I still get Hec points for eating hot oatmeal? Or hot hot oatmeal to be exact.

You get extra points for stealing the oatmeal. That shows a serious commitment to your well-being.

::points the j'accuse finger at those mashing jelly donuts into their faces right now::

-t - Feb 02, 2007 5:48:23 am PST #7611 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Do oatmeal cookies count as Having Oatmeal? It's the only form in which I've had it in the last week, I'm afraid.

shrift - Feb 02, 2007 5:49:17 am PST #7612 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

You may even be running unopposed.

I've stood next to many a carcass. Never had the urge to climb inside one. So unless I'm trapped in an icy wasteland with Han Solo or Benton Fraser, I doubt it'll ever happen.

Connie Neil - Feb 02, 2007 5:49:26 am PST #7613 of 10001
brillig

::points the j'accuse finger at those mashing jelly donuts into their faces right now::

t contentedly chews on the bit of Nestle's crunch bar back in Hec's direction and contemplates another bit to go with the diet Coke

flea - Feb 02, 2007 5:51:25 am PST #7614 of 10001
information libertarian

I've stood next to many a carcass. Never had the urge to climb inside one. So unless I'm trapped in an icy wasteland with Han Solo or Benton Fraser, I doubt it'll ever happen.

You'd climb into Han Solo's carcass? Ew.

DavidS - Feb 02, 2007 5:52:57 am PST #7615 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oatmeal cookies are not oatmeal. They're cookies!

contentedly chews on the bit of Nestle's crunch bar back in Hec's direction and contemplates another bit to go with the diet Coke

::schedules connie's angioplasty for next Tuesday. Loads the hypo dart gun and pulls her address up on Google Maps.::

flea - Feb 02, 2007 5:53:47 am PST #7616 of 10001
information libertarian

Cheerios:

Molly Ivins on the state of laws against sex toys in Texas. [link] Hilarious, but not safe for work, unless you work at a Pleasure Emporium. (Clicking the link is pretty safe, running the video is not.)

shrift - Feb 02, 2007 5:54:31 am PST #7617 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

You'd climb into Han Solo's carcass? Ew.

I doubt there'd be enough room inside Han Solo for me, but if I had to gut him and wear him like a flesh suit to survive...

DavidS - Feb 02, 2007 5:55:46 am PST #7618 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I doubt there'd be enough room inside Han Solo for me, but if I had to gut him and wear him like a flesh suit to survive...

Wouldn't it be better to start with the Wookie?

Frankenbuddha - Feb 02, 2007 5:57:38 am PST #7619 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Oatmeal cookies are not oatmeal. They're cookies!

Made of Oatmeal!

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