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DavidS - Feb 02, 2007 5:52:57 am PST #7615 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oatmeal cookies are not oatmeal. They're cookies!

contentedly chews on the bit of Nestle's crunch bar back in Hec's direction and contemplates another bit to go with the diet Coke

::schedules connie's angioplasty for next Tuesday. Loads the hypo dart gun and pulls her address up on Google Maps.::

flea - Feb 02, 2007 5:53:47 am PST #7616 of 10001
information libertarian

Cheerios:

Molly Ivins on the state of laws against sex toys in Texas. [link] Hilarious, but not safe for work, unless you work at a Pleasure Emporium. (Clicking the link is pretty safe, running the video is not.)

shrift - Feb 02, 2007 5:54:31 am PST #7617 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

You'd climb into Han Solo's carcass? Ew.

I doubt there'd be enough room inside Han Solo for me, but if I had to gut him and wear him like a flesh suit to survive...

DavidS - Feb 02, 2007 5:55:46 am PST #7618 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I doubt there'd be enough room inside Han Solo for me, but if I had to gut him and wear him like a flesh suit to survive...

Wouldn't it be better to start with the Wookie?

Frankenbuddha - Feb 02, 2007 5:57:38 am PST #7619 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Oatmeal cookies are not oatmeal. They're cookies!

Made of Oatmeal!

tommyrot - Feb 02, 2007 5:58:29 am PST #7620 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You could gut Han and wear him like a flesh suit, and then gut a Wookie and wear it like a flesh coat. Or a fur coat.

If it was really cold.

§ ita § - Feb 02, 2007 6:00:46 am PST #7621 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Cheerios creator died the other day.

-t - Feb 02, 2007 6:00:52 am PST #7622 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

They're cookies!

Cookies made of oatmeal. Not that I'm disputing your judgement, my instinct is the same and I will have to look elsewhere for cookie eating validation. Eta: Frank knows!

This post is not coming from inside a carcass.

Cass - Feb 02, 2007 6:01:19 am PST #7623 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Molly Ivins on the state of laws against sex toys in Texas.
"Whereas, if you have five or fewer [dildos], you are merely a hobbyist."

LOVE!

Nutty - Feb 02, 2007 6:02:30 am PST #7624 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Um, not to get all gross, but there's a lot of rendering of Han Solo's carcass you'd have to do to make a flesh suit out of him. Like, take out all his bones, or skin him in sections, tan the hide, and sew it back together into a Han Solo leather jumpsuit. (Which would be kind of cool!! But labor-intensive, especially in arctic cold.) Wouldn't it be easier to just wear his clothes?

And maybe use his carcass as a bracing wall for the igloo you're building, or something.

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