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The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Jan 31, 2007 4:47:52 pm PST #7319 of 10001

I'm a bit verklempt.

It's understandable. I was surprised how taken aback I was that I wasn't gonna get more of her words, considering I only spottily read her columns. Hearing her voice occasionally on my radio was a riot. Texas lost a special character.

I've bought more iTunes! I feel like I'm joining the 21st century!


beekaytee - Jan 31, 2007 4:50:34 pm PST #7320 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Texas lost a special character.

I'd like to think she and Ann Richards are tearin' it up.


Daisy Jane - Jan 31, 2007 4:52:17 pm PST #7321 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Which one? "This is my poodle, Cocksucker." "This is my husky, Motherfucker." "This is my German Shepard, Fuckyou."

It was, I believe, a retriever mutt type thing named "Shit"

Terribly sad.


Hayden - Jan 31, 2007 4:52:46 pm PST #7322 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Here she is on Ann Richards: [link]

I'm looking for some of her older columns. She had a few on Clayton Williams that were devastastingly funny.


Daisy Jane - Jan 31, 2007 4:53:40 pm PST #7323 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I was surprised how taken aback I was that I wasn't gonna get more of her words, considering I only spottily read her columns.

How I felt about Douglas Adams too.


Daisy Jane - Jan 31, 2007 4:54:36 pm PST #7324 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Was that the guy who kept wanting to give people a "Hypothetical"?


tommyrot - Jan 31, 2007 4:58:03 pm PST #7325 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Al Franken is going to run for Senate: [link]


beekaytee - Jan 31, 2007 4:58:52 pm PST #7326 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

How I felt about Douglas Adams too.
Gosh, me too. Death doesn't generally bother me...but I choked up when I heard about him.

And thanks Corwood. That column choked me up all over again. Bless them both.


Hayden - Jan 31, 2007 4:59:51 pm PST #7327 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

A couple of things Ivins wrote about the Ann Richards/Clayton Williams race:

Interestingly enough, one of Williams's ads showed Ann Richards at the political highlight of her career, making the keynote address to the Democratic Convention in 1988, specifically, the famous line on President Bush: "Poor George, he can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth." The ad ran in August, at the start of the Persian Gulf crisis, when patriotism was at flood tide and criticizing the president was tantamount to treason. But I was astonished by how many people objected to that line and held it against Richards throughout the campaign. The line itself is already classic and will be used in every anthology of political humor published hereafter. Yet a surprising number of men are alamred by the thought of a witty woman. They think of women's wit as sarcastic, cutting, "ball-busting": it was one of the unstated themes of the campaign and one reason why Ann Richards didn't say a single funny thing during the whole show. Margaret Atwood, the Canadian novelist once asked a group of women at a univeristy why they felt threatened by men. The women said they were afraid of being beaten, raped, or killed by men. She tehn asked a group of men why they felt threatened by women. They said they were afraid women would laugh at them.

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One of his most brilliant ad series would give some simple-minded, tough-talk answer to a complex problem and then close with, "And if they tell you it can't be done, you tell them they haven't met Clayton Williams yet." If they'd just shut him up in a box for the duration of the campain, he'd be governor today.

In late March, he invited the press corp out to his ranch for roundup. They got bad weather. Sitting around the campfire with three male reporters, Williams opined, "Bad weather's like rape: as long as it's inevitable, you might as well just lie back and enjoy it." Bubba, the shorthand we use to denore the average, stereotypical Texan, has been using that line for years. But it was Williams's fate in the campaign to keep unerringly finding that fault line between the way things have always been in Texas and the way things are getting to be. Richards shrewdly picked up on the difference with her endlessly reiterated slogan about "the New Texas." Claytie Williams is Old Texas to the bone.


tommyrot - Jan 31, 2007 5:02:36 pm PST #7328 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

They've arrested someone in connection with the Aqua Teen Hunger Force marketing fiasco: [link]