Also, I can kill you with my brain.

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The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jan 27, 2007 3:41:21 pm PST #6338 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ha!


JZ - Jan 27, 2007 3:42:43 pm PST #6339 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Of a kitty cat -- a Congratulations On Your Grown-Up Pussy! plate, I suppose.


SailAweigh - Jan 27, 2007 3:43:41 pm PST #6340 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

My mother found out the first month. I had to call her up when I got home from school to ask her to pick up supplies. Fortunatley, no commemorative plates were involved.


Jesse - Jan 27, 2007 3:45:28 pm PST #6341 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Of a kitty cat -- a Congratulations On Your Grown-Up Pussy! plate, I suppose.

OMG even worse.


sarameg - Jan 27, 2007 4:10:15 pm PST #6342 of 10001

I was in erika's shoes. Went to a doctor who gave me meds that got things going (with a side of once-a-month insanity) and I've been annoyed at that ever since.


tommyrot - Jan 27, 2007 4:37:54 pm PST #6343 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is funny:

The ice was littered in Saginaw, Mich., last night. The first projectiles were loose pages of the General Motors annual report. They was followed by a flurry of teddy bears. One account told of a plastic fish being tossed.

There was a hockey game last night between the Saginaw Spirit and Oshawa Generals. But the bizarre antics were the result of a bet, viewed by millions across North America.

The wager was between Stephen Colbert, the satirical host of The Colbert Report, and Oshawa mayor John Gray.

The terms were simple: If the Generals won, Colbert would wear a Generals jersey. If they lost, Oshawa would declare March 20, Gray's birthday, `Stephen Colbert Day.'

Colbert accepted the challenge on his show Thursday night.

With their 5-4 win over the Generals last night, the Spirit have ensured the American host will have his party in Oshawa.

"I'm always disappointed when the Gens lose," said Gray last night from a fan bus heading home. The mayor said he hoped to talk with Colbert's people on Monday to honour the bargain.

"We'll give him an open invitation," Gray added.

The Colbert Report's obsession with the OHL team began in September, when the Saginaw named their mini-mascot Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle, after the show launched an aggressive internet campaign asking fans to vote for the name. Since then, the show has featured regular updates on the team's progress.

When Oshawa held their Teddy Bear Toss last month against Mississauga, Colbert feigned offence since his show contends bears are the "number one threat to America." In retaliation, Colbert posted a link to GM's annual report on his website and asked fans to toss it at the Generals, who are named after the car manufacturer.

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tommyrot - Jan 27, 2007 4:43:36 pm PST #6344 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How to answer any question on a physics exam: [link]

Funny even if you don't know or like physics. Maybe funnier.


tommyrot - Jan 27, 2007 4:54:15 pm PST #6345 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

la la la... everybody's gone....

Which Science Fiction Writer are You?

Me, I'm Gregory Benford. Who I haven't read.


Jesse - Jan 27, 2007 4:56:18 pm PST #6346 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm here! And William Gibson.


sumi - Jan 27, 2007 5:05:17 pm PST #6347 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

I was James Tiptree, Jr (Alice B. Sheldon)