Sheryl you just get to sit in the freak corner with Lee
Simon: The decision saved your life. Zoe: Won't happen again, sir. Mal: Good. And thanks. I'm grateful. Zoe: It was my pleasure, sir.
'Out Of Gas'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
beth b - Jan 25, 2007 2:26:57 pm PST #5909 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Ailleann - Jan 25, 2007 2:37:02 pm PST #5910 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
s it OK to say that a boy his age is adorable
Well, we call Pete that all the time.... I'm guessing he's older than 10...
Some of us like turkey bacon better than the regular kind.
I feel obligated to sing the praises of turkey pepperoni at this point. So good!
Nilly - Jan 25, 2007 2:37:41 pm PST #5911 of 10001
Swouncing
Oh, -t, if anyone can see both sides of this facon issue, it's you.
watch, she's logged off for the day
Um, you mean "off for the night", right? And, well, no. Not yet.
Allyson - Jan 25, 2007 2:39:17 pm PST #5912 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Knut.
sarameg - Jan 25, 2007 2:50:34 pm PST #5913 of 10001
BEAR!
sarameg - Jan 25, 2007 2:59:14 pm PST #5914 of 10001
My brother passed his qualifiers. I don't know if I mentioned that. I've yet to get more details, except he answered one question in true brother fashion with "crushing beer cans on your head or running with scissors." Since his field is brain tumors, I really want to know what the question was.
Topic!Cindy - Jan 25, 2007 3:08:08 pm PST #5915 of 10001
What is even happening?
His weakness?
Daisy Jane - Jan 25, 2007 3:14:09 pm PST #5916 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Knut.
Oh. My. Goodness! CUTE!
Connie Neil - Jan 25, 2007 3:22:08 pm PST #5917 of 10001
brillig
I really want to know what the question was.
What are the most common dumb ways to give yourself a brain boo-boo?
tommyrot - Jan 25, 2007 3:26:06 pm PST #5918 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Damn. Apparently certain hobbies make it more risky to have an affair....
Skydiver charged with murder after love rival fell 13,000ft to her death
A married woman who was having an affair with a fellow skydiver plunged 13,000ft (4,000m) to her death after her love rival and best friend tampered with her parachute, police say.
Els Van Doren, 37, fell to earth in a garden in front of a group of onlookers. Els Clottemans, 22, has been charged with her murder.
Minutes earlier the pair had joined hands in a star formation with two other skydivers including Ms Clottemans’s boyfriend, a Dutchman named only as Marcel, who police say was having an affair with Mrs Van Doren.
While he and Ms Clottemans broke away at 4,000ft when their parachutes inflated, Mrs Van Doren, a mother of two, was unable to open either her main parachute or the reserve and crashed to her death in the town of Opglabbeek, Belgium.
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According to the Belgian media, Marcel tried to arrange his liaisons so that neither woman found out about the other. His affair with Ms Clottemans began a year ago and he would spend Friday evening through to Saturday morning with her.
In the afternoon, he would meet Mrs Van Doren after she had spent the morning working in her husband’s jewellery shop. Their relationship had begun some years earlier and the two would spend the night in nearby Eindhoven, before returning to the skydiving club the next day.
Despite Marcel’s precautions, Ms Clottemans appears to have found out about her rival, although Mrs Van Doren was unaware that he was also involved with her close friend.