Time for some thrilling heroics.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Fred Pete - Jan 25, 2007 11:12:13 am PST #5862 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

I have the same problem, Kalshane. Sometimes more than a little bit. I'm told it may have something to do with a nick inside the nose . Cauterization has been suggested.

(whitefonted for the same reason)


§ ita § - Jan 25, 2007 11:14:06 am PST #5863 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Fred, whatever you do, don't listen to anyone named B who says to self-cauterise with vinegar. Later, he'll backtrack and say he meant pickle juice, and that he told you to wait until some time after the nosebleed, but IT DOESN'T MATTER.

DON'T DO IT.


Fred Pete - Jan 25, 2007 11:15:16 am PST #5864 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

ita, I just tend to deal. Unfortunately, the winter vacation somewhere warm isn't happening this year, so I can't rely on that.


shrift - Jan 25, 2007 11:17:23 am PST #5865 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

When it gets really dry here in the winter -- and by dry I mean that you can hear the air make a slurping noise the moment you walk outside, sucking out your fluids like a water reclamation suit and turning you into a wizened, crackly-haired husk -- I will get nosebleeds, and my skin gets so papery thin and chalky that it will split if you look at it wrong.

Time I think to guzzle another liter of water!


tommyrot - Jan 25, 2007 11:18:06 am PST #5866 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Do we have any Buffistas near Fairfield, CT? How much of a pain is it to get there from, say, NYC?


sarameg - Jan 25, 2007 11:19:05 am PST #5867 of 10001

I don't think there is any chance in hell I'd let vinegar go up my nose.

Mom had to have her nose cauterized once. It was reportedly quite unpleasant. Not to mention messy because they used silver nitrate (something like that. It stains the skin.)

Supposedly 1-2 inches of more snow is due this evening. As long as it waits until I get home. Bleh.


Theodosia - Jan 25, 2007 11:19:17 am PST #5868 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I think I'd be afraid to try hot pepper sinus spray. I suppose it could double as smelling salts, because it would have to be able to practically raise the dead.


Tom Scola - Jan 25, 2007 11:22:38 am PST #5869 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

There's a train that goes from Fairfield to Grand Central Terminal.


Jesse - Jan 25, 2007 11:25:23 am PST #5870 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I don't think there is any chance in hell I'd let vinegar go up my nose.

Seriously.

Why don't we have any snow here?? Also, I haven't seen a damn thing of the promised insane-o movie shooting. Bummer!


tommyrot - Jan 25, 2007 11:27:20 am PST #5871 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There's a train that goes from Fairfield to Grand Central Terminal.

OK, I suppose I should have just come out and asked if any Buffistas could do me a huge huge favor (with rewards!) and go to Fairfield and look at a car for me.

If this car [link] is in fact in "mint condition" then it is rather underpriced... if I could have its condition confirmed then I'd seriously consider flying out and buying it.