electric bath duck for suicidal tendency
One use only.
edit to fix....
Simon: Captain's a good fighter, he must know how to handle a sword. Zoe: I think he knows which end to hold.
'Shindig'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 25, 2007 7:49:00 am PST #5753 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Cashmere - Jan 25, 2007 7:49:28 am PST #5754 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Floral urinals = pretty
Cheney = evil
Shark = scary (but not as scary as Cheney)
Jessica - Jan 25, 2007 7:53:28 am PST #5755 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Jessica! I didn't get a chance yet to congratulate you and your DH about the new place! Go you!
Thanks Nilly!
§ ita § - Jan 25, 2007 7:54:35 am PST #5756 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Those floral urinals...ick. They're loud and crudely drawn for me.
I do love that first bathroom, the one that's above the article. Gorgeous.
Topic!Cindy - Jan 25, 2007 7:59:47 am PST #5757 of 10001
What is even happening?
Did anyone watch Knights of Prosperity, last night?
I thought it was much better than last week, although still more typically sitcom-y, than the first two episodes. I laughed at the scene where they were going to take a vote, and the conversation devolved into administrivia about whether it would need to be unanimous, or a majority, etc. etc. etc. Then I remembered bon bon's friend writes for it, and laughed a little more.
Steph L. - Jan 25, 2007 8:05:05 am PST #5758 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I do love that first bathroom, the one that's above the article. Gorgeous.
I do, too (if the urinal is taken out).
bon bon - Jan 25, 2007 8:07:26 am PST #5759 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I should say, it's a friend-of-someone Bob knows on the writing staff. I didn't love last night's-- there were good moments, like the unicorn, but the writing seemed rushed-- no one considered that the briefcase was *not* filled with $$$? And the big reveal was that it was all a test? Isn't that what someone would have assumed? I'll keep watching it though. I think the bones are there, it just needs more time to settle in.
Connie Neil - Jan 25, 2007 8:11:09 am PST #5760 of 10001
brillig
I woke up instantly alert and well-rested, thought "UH OH!"
Add to that "The room's a lot brighter than it should be--oh, crap, sunlight!"
Topic!Cindy - Jan 25, 2007 8:14:16 am PST #5761 of 10001
What is even happening?
KoP
What you said about the briefcase. Who
tests
an unknown with
150,000 real dollars
? And yeah,
that they didn't get it was a test really stretched it for me.
But the whole conversation about
voting
tickled quite hard. I wondered, for a moment, if your Bob's friend had ever lurked in
Bureaucracy.
shrift - Jan 25, 2007 8:20:44 am PST #5762 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
We no longer have a receptionist on our floor for some reason, and I haven't been able to find a good rumor as to why. And the other receptionist on the floor got tapped to replace a long time employee who apparently left/got laid off/for some reason is gone, baby, gone!
Oh, the intrigue!
So we have absolutely no receptionist on this floor, which means they have locked the doors so only people with keycards can get in. This is problematic, since many, many customers come in to do business with a big department on our floor.
And guess where the doors are?
Right. Behind. My desk.