Jayne: 'Cause I don't know these folks. Don't much care to. Mal: They're whores. Jayne: I'm in.

'Heart Of Gold'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Jan 25, 2007 7:20:16 am PST #5745 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Meanwhile back at the Batserver.

Batmail: "Attachment, Commisioner Sendmail says that The Spammer and Phishwoman have taken over the Gotham server."

Attachment: "Holy discount Viagra Batmail, how did they get in."

Batmail: "Somebody must have left a relay open. We'll have to shut it down before the whole city is flooded. Quick! To the Batprotocol!"

[Everything goes all spiny]


Jesse - Jan 25, 2007 7:22:11 am PST #5746 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I woke up instantly alert and well-rested, thought "UH OH!" and turned to see that it was 2 hours past my normal wake-up time.

I have to confess that I kind of love it when that happens. NSM with the migraines.

So, I'm setting up people to interview, and so far it seems I have them in order of least-likely to most-likely, based on their resumes, over the course of next week. This seems like a good plan, right?


Gudanov - Jan 25, 2007 7:37:16 am PST #5747 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Sorry your day isn't going so great Matt. I hope the migrain stays away.


Jessica - Jan 25, 2007 7:37:47 am PST #5748 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

AWESOME rare shark captured on film.

SO COOL!


sumi - Jan 25, 2007 7:41:05 am PST #5749 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Isn't it? I love that the teeth look frilly. . . but I suppose that they really aren't.


§ ita § - Jan 25, 2007 7:43:10 am PST #5750 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, poor prehistoric killer sea beastie!

Got woken up by a random recruiter this morning. He'd better find me a job, to repay me for disturbing my painkiller cocktail hangover.


Nilly - Jan 25, 2007 7:43:52 am PST #5751 of 10001
Swouncing

Oh, Matt, I hope your day decides to behave itself. If it doesn't, maybe Gud's superheroes can multitask and take care of it as well?

Holy discount Viagra

Snerk.

This seems like a good plan, right?

It does to my have-no-idea-in-the-subject self. This way, if somebody from the least-likely end surprises you for the better, they'll be on your mind when the rest of the actually-likely get their turn, and get a fair chance, right?

Jessica! I didn't get a chance yet to congratulate you and your DH about the new place! Go you!


tommyrot - Jan 25, 2007 7:46:05 am PST #5752 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A bunch more pictures of shaved cats (one has a mohawk down its back):

[link]


tommyrot - Jan 25, 2007 7:49:00 am PST #5753 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

electric bath duck for suicidal tendency

One use only.

edit to fix....


Cashmere - Jan 25, 2007 7:49:28 am PST #5754 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Floral urinals = pretty

Cheney = evil

Shark = scary (but not as scary as Cheney)