Gladys and her mom are back. They were standing on the sidewalk staring at me when I went out for a smoke.
Now they're grazing under a tree.
It'd be nice to pet them, I think they'd let me, but you know, lime disease, lice, yuck.
I love the smell of desperate librarian in the morning.
Snyder ,'Showtime'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Jan 23, 2007 12:18:58 pm PST #5334 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
tommyrot - Jan 23, 2007 12:19:58 pm PST #5335 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I had a sudden urge to listen to Simon and Garfunkel. Listening to them made me smile.
Scrappy - Jan 23, 2007 12:21:01 pm PST #5336 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Last thing that made me smile was my DH responding to my passionate diatribe on why Leo got nominated for Blood Diamond instead of The Departed by saying "Hey, Oscar loves accents."
DavidS - Jan 23, 2007 12:22:41 pm PST #5337 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I had a sudden urge to listen to Simon and Garfunkel. Listening to them made me smile.
Feelin' groovy?
bon bon - Jan 23, 2007 12:23:42 pm PST #5338 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
The Corwood Industries plot thickens! Yes, indeed, Sterling Smith appears to be someone who is involved in a major bankruptcy we have a part of. Have no idea how confidential this information is so I won't name it, but apparently the bankruptcy crew has been googling a Houstonite named Sterling Smith and have come up with the Jandek Wiki entry.
Ginger - Jan 23, 2007 12:24:47 pm PST #5339 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Feelin' groovy?
There is no cheerier song.
§ ita § - Jan 23, 2007 12:25:47 pm PST #5340 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Okay, something on 24 made me smile: when Jack ties up and threatens his brother (for the safety of the American people, naturally) I couldn't help myself.
tommyrot - Jan 23, 2007 12:25:57 pm PST #5341 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Feelin' groovy?
More like a rock. Or perhaps an island.
sarameg - Jan 23, 2007 12:26:50 pm PST #5342 of 10001
Now they're grazing under a tree.
You know...it took me a minute and a strange visual. I still can't get over the wildlife at that place. I mean, sure, I have weird birds that attack my window, but: birds. Not large mammals that could mug you for your sandwich.
Scrappy - Jan 23, 2007 12:27:23 pm PST #5343 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
There is no cheerier song.
Not even "Walking on Sunshine"?