Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"

'Lessons'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Theodosia - Jan 23, 2007 12:04:55 pm PST #5326 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Not much has made me smile today -- my external hard drive crashing at home with my entire iTunes library on it has kind of colored the rest of the day's shittyness.


Hayden - Jan 23, 2007 12:06:24 pm PST #5327 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

The completely obnoxious always loud-phone-call making bankruptcy associate whose office is next to mine was just explaining Corwood Industries/Jandek/Sterling Smith over the phone. I really want to ask if we have a case involving Jandek but I don't want to talk to the guy!

I could easily believe that my namesake is headed to bankruptcy.


Connie Neil - Jan 23, 2007 12:07:59 pm PST #5328 of 10001
brillig

Last thing that made me smile? Customer said, "What, that's it? Just one setting? You're a god!" And then no calls were waiting when he hung up so I get to surf in peace.


§ ita § - Jan 23, 2007 12:11:04 pm PST #5329 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No pie, I'm afeared, unless I get it myself.

I've been irritable and twitchy for a week now, and it's just getting worse. Without getting bad. Which totally makes sense, so don't ask.


shrift - Jan 23, 2007 12:13:27 pm PST #5330 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Okay, the latest thing that made me smile is someone linking to this and making a Bartholomew Cubbins reference while doing so: [link]


Lee - Jan 23, 2007 12:15:40 pm PST #5331 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Oh, Theodosia, that's horrible. I hope you can recover it.


DavidS - Jan 23, 2007 12:17:52 pm PST #5332 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Last smile? Goopily enough, facetime with Matilda.

But you know when your baby is smiling at you life's pretty good.


DavidS - Jan 23, 2007 12:18:51 pm PST #5333 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Not much has made me smile today -- my external hard drive crashing at home with my entire iTunes library on it has kind of colored the rest of the day's shittyness.

Aiyee! Let me know if I can send you some musics to reload.


Allyson - Jan 23, 2007 12:18:58 pm PST #5334 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Gladys and her mom are back. They were standing on the sidewalk staring at me when I went out for a smoke.

Now they're grazing under a tree.

It'd be nice to pet them, I think they'd let me, but you know, lime disease, lice, yuck.


tommyrot - Jan 23, 2007 12:19:58 pm PST #5335 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I had a sudden urge to listen to Simon and Garfunkel. Listening to them made me smile.