Then again, the only people who seem to be hitting on me lately are homeless people, so hey... maybe I could use the help.
I'm going to watch you very closely at the cons we go to this year.
Sorry, Captain. I'm real sorry. I shoulda kept better care of her. Usually she lets me know when something's wrong. Maybe she did, I just wasn't paying attention...
Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Jan 23, 2007 10:32:54 am PST #5287 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Daisy Jane - Jan 23, 2007 10:33:29 am PST #5288 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I was wondering about that. Because "getting married" doesn't trump "buggering with rent boys."
Right!?! Plus, the buggery was after the getting married. And not just rent boys, but like relatives of noble people.
tommyrot - Jan 23, 2007 10:33:31 am PST #5289 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Reformed? Seriously?
He sorta' renounced all his naughty ways. After, you know, spending years in prison under hard labor for sodomy....
erikaj - Jan 23, 2007 10:34:09 am PST #5290 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
God, I'm sorry, Shrift. But somewhat relieved it's not a Chair Thing, but in that case, WTF?
Daisy Jane - Jan 23, 2007 10:34:51 am PST #5291 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
He sorta' renounced all his naughty ways. After, you know, spending years in prison under hard labor for sodomy....
By that criteria, I wonder what they'd say about Gallileo.
Allyson - Jan 23, 2007 10:37:22 am PST #5292 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Hm. I could really use a date. Send one my way while you're at it.
shrift - Jan 23, 2007 10:39:39 am PST #5293 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I'm going to watch you very closely at the cons we go to this year.
You're lucky that I won't walk around wearing police tape just to spite you.
God, I'm sorry, Shrift. But somewhat relieved it's not a Chair Thing, but in that case, WTF?
It's possible that I could be oblivious, but it's also possible that I'm hibernating, and thus there are no flirtational opportunities.
Either way, I'm not really bothered, since I'm so not looking.
§ ita § - Jan 23, 2007 10:39:44 am PST #5294 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Can I have a job? Are we handing out jobs too?
DavidS - Jan 23, 2007 10:39:56 am PST #5295 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
By that criteria, I wonder what they'd say about Gallileo.
Reformed heliocentric.
shrift, don't think of it as an arbitrary deadline. Think of it as fanfic research. "Hmmm, I haven't kissed a blonde with sake on her breath. I should probably have a sense memory of that."
Allyson - Jan 23, 2007 10:43:08 am PST #5296 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
You can have one here, ita. But that'd be a hella commute.