The next time you decide to stab me in the back... have the guts to do it to my face.

Mal ,'Ariel'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Jan 23, 2007 10:37:22 am PST #5292 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Hm. I could really use a date. Send one my way while you're at it.


shrift - Jan 23, 2007 10:39:39 am PST #5293 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I'm going to watch you very closely at the cons we go to this year.

You're lucky that I won't walk around wearing police tape just to spite you.

God, I'm sorry, Shrift. But somewhat relieved it's not a Chair Thing, but in that case, WTF?

It's possible that I could be oblivious, but it's also possible that I'm hibernating, and thus there are no flirtational opportunities.

Either way, I'm not really bothered, since I'm so not looking.


§ ita § - Jan 23, 2007 10:39:44 am PST #5294 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Can I have a job? Are we handing out jobs too?


DavidS - Jan 23, 2007 10:39:56 am PST #5295 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

By that criteria, I wonder what they'd say about Gallileo.

Reformed heliocentric.

shrift, don't think of it as an arbitrary deadline. Think of it as fanfic research. "Hmmm, I haven't kissed a blonde with sake on her breath. I should probably have a sense memory of that."


Allyson - Jan 23, 2007 10:43:08 am PST #5296 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

You can have one here, ita. But that'd be a hella commute.


Ailleann - Jan 23, 2007 10:44:32 am PST #5297 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

It's possibly I could be oblivious, but it's also possible that I'm hibernating, and thus there are no flirtational opportunities.

shrift is me!

We're hot! t /Paris Hilton

I would also like a job. ::gets in line behind ita::


§ ita § - Jan 23, 2007 10:50:55 am PST #5298 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You can have one here, ita. But that'd be a hella commute.

:(

Look. I'm reduced to using emoticons.

And I'm reduced to almost nagging--the guy said he'd definitely get back to me tomorrow, so I can call him today, right? Well, too late. He still didn't have further info for me.

::pouts::

::experiments with stamping feet::


Cashmere - Jan 23, 2007 10:53:43 am PST #5299 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

He sorta' renounced all his naughty ways. After, you know, spending years in prison under hard labor for sodomy....

If by renounced, you mean "went to Paris where he could have sex with as many men as he liked."


shrift - Jan 23, 2007 10:54:10 am PST #5300 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I saw a Paris Hilton wannabe on the bus yesterday morning. It was horrifying. I kept waiting for a little yappy dog to climb out of her Louis Vuitton bag.


§ ita § - Jan 23, 2007 10:54:44 am PST #5301 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Does that Paris thing really work?

NB: I'm responding to Cash's post, not Ailleann's.