You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Jan 05, 2007 12:06:41 pm PST #526 of 10001

Er, that's another I'll have to check, and even that's just an estimate. 14? (Holy CRAP.)


lisah - Jan 05, 2007 12:07:03 pm PST #527 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Dwight was cracking. my. shit. up.

YES! With the coat and the sweating

and the PMSing?


Aims - Jan 05, 2007 12:08:24 pm PST #528 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

still laughing.

Although, the Christmas ep was the best, IMHO.

You have been compromised. Abort mission. Destroy phone .


DavidS - Jan 05, 2007 12:10:10 pm PST #529 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hah! I've never made THAT connection.

You should read more of Ple's fanfic.

ION, today's favorite office supply is: Prong Compressors!

First of all, simply because of the name. It's like Tongue Depressors but vaguely porny.

Second of all, because I didn't know what they were called until I had to go find them.

Tertiarily, because I'm transferring a series of files from Legal Size to 8 1/2 x 11, moving all the two-hole punched paperwork over from one set of prongs to the other prongs. And when you get to the end, and there's barely any prong left, and you want to keep the paperwork from falling out? Prong compressors seal in the paperwork freshness.

Also known as Prong Fasteners


shrift - Jan 05, 2007 12:10:15 pm PST #530 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I must not read the whitefont. I didn't have time to watch The Office last night. I was too busy cleaning the bathroom, doing laundry, changing the sheets, and burning DVDs.


lisah - Jan 05, 2007 12:13:01 pm PST #531 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Yeah! Christmas ep was my fave so far this season.

14? (Holy CRAP.)

wow! good going, Mr. K! Mine will be 12 this year. I got them the year I started grad school in Greensboro. I'll have had my dog for 10 years this March but I don't know how old he is. He was an adult (and in bad shape) when my friends found him. Aside from being pretty deaf and blind in one eye, he's holding up pretty well.

Pet pic spam:

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DavidS - Jan 05, 2007 12:13:05 pm PST #532 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Dude, what is with all the heroic New Yorkers lately? First we've got subway saving guy, now we've got Catch A Falling Toddler Team.


Nutty - Jan 05, 2007 12:14:26 pm PST #533 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I just saw that article and was rushing over here to post it!

I love rescue stories.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 05, 2007 12:16:36 pm PST #534 of 10001
What is even happening?

Karen! Jan! Angela. Sigh, there * is no better show. I don't know if there's ever been a better show. It is so my happy place. I hear the little theme song, and I preten I'm riding the train to Scranton. I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THERE ARE TRAINS TO SCRANTON. Pam crying broke me something fierce. Dwight! Ah! Ooof. And Michael was good last night. Sometimes, I think they need a tighter rein on the editors where Steve Carrell is concerned, but he managed to be watch from the hall and a big old woobie at the same time, last night, and somehow Jan and he managed to be a little hot, too. It's like magic TV.

but oh my Pam.

shrift, watch it tonight, even if you have to put off basic life needs like eating and sleeping.


shrift - Jan 05, 2007 12:18:05 pm PST #535 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Trust me, Cindy, I have an Office appointment with my TiVo after work.