You can taunt with cupcakes. Those I have no great need for. And what the heck is a blue hawaiian cupcake?
Saffron: I'll die. Mal: Well, as a courtesy, you might start getting busy on that, 'cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.
'Trash'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Jan 23, 2007 5:17:48 am PST #5119 of 10001
shrift - Jan 23, 2007 5:18:56 am PST #5120 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
One of the voicemails might be an offer of a free pony.
Liar. It's never sunshine and ponies. Unless the ponies are the ones screaming.
Screaming Ponies. Band name, or euphemism for incontinence?
tommyrot - Jan 23, 2007 5:19:39 am PST #5121 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And what the heck is a blue hawaiian cupcake?
That's what happens when Don Ho puts his cupcake in the freezer?
Lee - Jan 23, 2007 5:20:22 am PST #5122 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
lalala, I can't hear Kat.
I am drinking a very large cup of coffee, and trying to convince myself to listen to my work voicemail.
I'm having a very large cup of coffee and trying to convince myself not to go back to bed.
Kat - Jan 23, 2007 5:21:44 am PST #5123 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Seriously, I have so little to taunt about these days except for food!
Sue - Jan 23, 2007 5:22:01 am PST #5124 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Jesse - Jan 23, 2007 5:22:53 am PST #5125 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
My boss is out sick, and most of the senior staff (the people I need to approve my work at every step) are out of the office. I totally should have gone back to bed, although today is not a bad day, so far.
I feel very out of touch with movies this year. The only nominated movie I've seen is Little Miss Sunshine.
I've seen that, The Departed, and The Devil Wears Prada, among movies with major nominations. I think that's it.
JZ - Jan 23, 2007 5:23:38 am PST #5126 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Incontinence with polyps, I think, shrift.
tommyrot, heh. I have a book of Elizabethan jests that's far, far worse. I'd post one just to prove it, but (a) they're all three-page-long shaggy dog stories, and (b) I really don't want to be MARCIE'd by the entire board.
Kat - Jan 23, 2007 5:25:24 am PST #5127 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
The National Pie Council picked the WRONG DAY for pie day! It should be March 14!
Theodosia - Jan 23, 2007 5:27:10 am PST #5128 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I'm having Banana Tea Bread from Rosie's Bakery. This almost but not quite makes up for losing my iTunes library at home due to an external hard drive crash, and waiting for the bus for 20 minutes in freezing snow.
Okay, not even "quite making up" but it soothes a little bit.