Every nightmare I have that doesn't revolve around academic failure or public nudity is about that thing. In fact, once I dreamt that it attacked me while I was late for a test and naked.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sumi - Jan 20, 2007 5:36:32 pm PST #4564 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

You should start celebrating the day before -- you know, when it's March 11th in Australia and then just keep going.


tommyrot - Jan 20, 2007 5:38:33 pm PST #4565 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You should start celebrating the day before -- you know, when it's March 11th in Australia and then just keep going.

I totally should. Or take a vacation in a place that doesn't switch to DST on that day. Or I could just cross into a more Western timezone on my b-day and pick up an extra hour that way.


sarameg - Jan 20, 2007 5:46:53 pm PST #4566 of 10001

Why can't long distance travel be faster? I'm of a mood to gather friends and family together and let them have at it and yet there is a freaking contintent amidst all of us?


tommyrot - Jan 20, 2007 5:53:50 pm PST #4567 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Why can't long distance travel be faster?

Because supersonic aircraft are not an economically viable means of transportation.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 20, 2007 5:53:59 pm PST #4568 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Too hard to know who'll be left to maintain the tree.

I'm pretty sure I'm not going to be floating away into the clouds, so I'll make sure the other heathens are informed should anything Left Behind-ish occur.

There are so many great recipes, including one for "Tarts of Flesh."

Joey Tribbiani would be pleased.


tommyrot - Jan 20, 2007 5:56:53 pm PST #4569 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm pretty sure I'm not going to be floating away into the clouds, so I'll make sure the other heathens are informed should anything Left Behind-ish occur.

I'm sure I'll still be around too. We can hang out and do heathen stuff...

"We were once so close to heaven/Peter came out and gave us medals/declaring us the nicest of the damned" - TMBG.


§ ita § - Jan 20, 2007 5:58:36 pm PST #4570 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Nicest of the damned? I want to be that!


sarameg - Jan 20, 2007 6:04:25 pm PST #4571 of 10001

Because supersonic aircraft are not an economically viable means of transportation.

Oh, shut up. I want teleportation, damnit.


Allyson - Jan 20, 2007 6:05:23 pm PST #4572 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Matilda is just beautiful, Hec.


Jesse - Jan 20, 2007 6:08:02 pm PST #4573 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, shut up. I want teleportation, damnit.

I want free teleportation.