Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Jan 18, 2007 11:17:29 am PST #4108 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Sinus migraine has destroyed my ability to think. I can no longer process simple information. I am so glad that I don't have to drive home, because I totally wouldn't make it.


§ ita § - Jan 18, 2007 11:18:02 am PST #4109 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The Olsen twins' big problem is all that baggy clothing they wear--it's just like one big sail.

Okay, ortho appointment made for next week.

I think I need to reward myself with a hot shower and a soak in the tub.


DavidS - Jan 18, 2007 11:18:23 am PST #4110 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I mix the coffee and cocoa to create a makeshift cafe mocha.

Do you have to use two cups to create this chimera, or do you use an extra large cup or does your machine have a half coffee / half cocoa setting?


Polter-Cow - Jan 18, 2007 11:19:43 am PST #4111 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Do you have to use two cups to create this chimera, or do you use an extra large cup or does your machine have a half coffee / half cocoa setting?

I use a large cup, fill it with a cup of coffee, toss out about half, and then fill it with a cup of cocoa. I like that ratio better, and I never ended up finishing the cup/cup ratio anyway.


Zenkitty - Jan 18, 2007 11:20:06 am PST #4112 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

they'll do a search anyway when you apply, so I don't think you need to be exact

So what the hell's the point of making the customer do it at all? What a waste of time.


Consuela - Jan 18, 2007 11:20:52 am PST #4113 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

OMG I've been working in these files and had other people working in these files and just found out that someone else entirely has been copying them off and reorganizing them on her hard drive without noting it anywhere. So, you know, totally missing our changes. Thank god she didn't copy them back and overwrite everything yet.

Shrift, can you come over and SMASH for me?


tiggy - Jan 18, 2007 11:21:11 am PST #4114 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

Sinus migraine has destroyed my ability to think. I can no longer process simple information. I am so glad that I don't have to drive home, because I totally wouldn't make it.

right there with you, shrift. except i do have to drive home. thankfully there is no inclement weather here.


Dana - Jan 18, 2007 11:22:04 am PST #4115 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

just found out that someone else entirely has been copying them off and reorganizing them on her hard drive without noting it anywhere. So, you know, totally missing our changes.

Does she keep raw garlic in her desk? If so, she's definitely my late, non-lamented insane coworker.


DavidS - Jan 18, 2007 11:22:58 am PST #4116 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hmmm, maybe I shouldn't have had the garlicky Caeser salad before the job interview?

What's going to do the most to disguise this fact?

Eat an apple.

Eat an orange.

Eat dark chocolate.

(These are the options. Brushing teeth or gum/mints not an option at the moment. Though I could grab gum on my way out.)


Steph L. - Jan 18, 2007 11:24:43 am PST #4117 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

someone else entirely has been copying them off and reorganizing them on her hard drive without noting it anywhere. So, you know, totally missing our changes. Thank god she didn't copy them back and overwrite everything yet.

Suela, you work with my boss?