I mix the coffee and cocoa to create a makeshift cafe mocha.

Do you have to use two cups to create this chimera, or do you use an extra large cup or does your machine have a half coffee / half cocoa setting?

Do you have to use two cups to create this chimera, or do you use an extra large cup or does your machine have a half coffee / half cocoa setting?

I use a large cup, fill it with a cup of coffee, toss out about half, and then fill it with a cup of cocoa. I like that ratio better, and I never ended up finishing the cup/cup ratio anyway.

they'll do a search anyway when you apply, so I don't think you need to be exact

So what the hell's the point of making the customer do it at all? What a waste of time.

OMG I've been working in these files and had other people working in these files and just found out that someone else entirely has been copying them off and reorganizing them on her hard drive without noting it anywhere. So, you know, totally missing our changes. Thank god she didn't copy them back and overwrite everything yet.

Shrift, can you come over and SMASH for me?

Sinus migraine has destroyed my ability to think. I can no longer process simple information. I am so glad that I don't have to drive home, because I totally wouldn't make it.

right there with you, shrift. except i do have to drive home. thankfully there is no inclement weather here.

just found out that someone else entirely has been copying them off and reorganizing them on her hard drive without noting it anywhere. So, you know, totally missing our changes.

Does she keep raw garlic in her desk? If so, she's definitely my late, non-lamented insane coworker.

Hmmm, maybe I shouldn't have had the garlicky Caeser salad before the job interview?

What's going to do the most to disguise this fact?

Eat an apple.

Eat an orange.

Eat dark chocolate.

(These are the options. Brushing teeth or gum/mints not an option at the moment. Though I could grab gum on my way out.)

someone else entirely has been copying them off and reorganizing them on her hard drive without noting it anywhere. So, you know, totally missing our changes. Thank god she didn't copy them back and overwrite everything yet.

Suela, you work with my boss?

Shrift, can you come over and SMASH for me?

Right now, I probably could puke on them. I imagine that would be pretty traumatizing.

right there with you, shrift. except i do have to drive home.

That sucks, tiggy. I just need to last another hour, and then I shall try not to lose my lunch on the bus.

Eat an orange (I'm saying this on the theory that lemon sometimes removes odors, and that's the closest you have), but definitely grab gum and/or mints on the way out.