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The Crying of Natter 49

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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§ ita § - Jan 16, 2007 1:57:50 pm PST #3369 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am incapable of taking care of myself. I give up. I can't even buy myself a latte and a macchiato (double) without trashing my car and my living room carpet.

Henceforth, I give myself over to...to...FUCK. Where is my knight in shining armour? Or at least my carpet cleaner, or perhaps an employer?

DavidS - Jan 16, 2007 2:03:36 pm PST #3370 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I give up. I can't even buy myself a latte and a macchiato (double) without trashing my car and my living room carpet.

Did you spill your coffee, or did you park your car in the living room again?

megan walker - Jan 16, 2007 2:12:18 pm PST #3371 of 10001

"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

FCM: knight in shining armour, carpet cleaner, employer

Connie Neil - Jan 16, 2007 2:12:25 pm PST #3372 of 10001

brillig

I just watched Hugh Laurie's acceptance speech, and, gosh, if he didn't look scraggly like House, no one would believe it was him.

Robert Sean Leonard gave HL a reason to thank him? Please, Hugh, we shippers don't need more reasons.

Connie Neil - Jan 16, 2007 2:14:02 pm PST #3373 of 10001

brillig

FCM: knight in shining armour, carpet cleaner, employer

F: carpet cleaner--he may have to be doing things on that carpet, and he wants it clean
C: the knight--armor is a pain in the ass to keep clean, and I hate tripping over the stuff in the dark, though the cats do like sleeping in the helmets
M: employer--especially if you've got a kick-ass prenup.

brenda m - Jan 16, 2007 2:17:56 pm PST #3374 of 10001

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

C - carpet cleaner.

If I'm employed and fucking a knight in shining armor, I could give a damn about the carpets.

§ ita § - Jan 16, 2007 2:21:26 pm PST #3375 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm with brenda. And the knight polishes his own crap.

Jesse - Jan 16, 2007 2:25:32 pm PST #3376 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You people make me laugh. Except for ita's bad day -- that is NOT ON. And workout-istas! Go you guys!

Theodosia - Jan 16, 2007 2:34:53 pm PST #3377 of 10001

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I thought a knight had a squire and a page to worry about the armor and stuff.

::once again idly contemplates acquiring an au pair to take care of the cats::

sarameg - Jan 16, 2007 3:00:49 pm PST #3378 of 10001

::once again idly contemplates acquiring an au pair to take care of the cats::

Some days, I want one for me. Really, more just a personal assistant (forgot I needed to get needles and insulin, very soon.)

I'm sitting here, marvelling that an ancient, dollar store purchased cd of Vivaldi actually has enough info on it that the nifty bit of software can troll the internet and actually provide the track ids. I mean, this cd has got to be nearly 15 years old. I likely didn't imagine I'd be loading it onto a hard drive 15 years ago.

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