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Buffy ,'First Date'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Jan 16, 2007 12:05:57 pm PST #3352 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I'm never going to make it until 4:30.

Close! Very close! I'll tell you more things about Jonathan Creek.

I still desperately want to live in that windmill. Also: Jonathan Creek's tummy. Jonathan Creek in period costume. Jonathan Creek's ass AGAIN.


shrift - Jan 16, 2007 12:07:46 pm PST #3353 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Close! Very close! I'll tell you more things about Jonathan Creek.

Snork!

To pass the time, I've found more pictures from the Golden Globes, and am clicking through and deciding who needs to eat a sandwich for the love of god.


shrift - Jan 16, 2007 12:15:15 pm PST #3354 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Oh thank god, they finally fugged Cameron Diaz!


Polter-Cow - Jan 16, 2007 12:21:24 pm PST #3355 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I usually do not care about fashion and just sort of like whatever, but that gave me the "What the hell is she wearing?!" reaction last night.


Nutty - Jan 16, 2007 12:23:15 pm PST #3356 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I just dislike the American penchant for blubbery quiplessness. They're obliged to Be Real by not having a prepared speech, but now it's just another cliche. Besides after having seen Halle Berry have a freakin' heart attack when she won her Oscar, nobody else is going to compare.

Well, there's "I will wing it and be sappy" and then there's realio trulio emotional WTF. Halle Berry? Sappily winging it, or just kind of -- excessive with the rhetoric, Ms. Vessel. Backflips on the stage? Could be real WTF. I will tend to suggest that those who can't be funny should be brief; but I'm still bitter that Philip Seymour Hoffman did not bark his acceptance speech like a dog, as he'd once promised (in like the third grade) to do.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 16, 2007 12:24:56 pm PST #3357 of 10001
What is even happening?

That dress is so many kinds of wrong, yet all I can look at is her too severe hair color and lip color. And the black belt. And then the all kinds of wrong dress again. Oh, wait. I guess that's the whole picture.

And what was Vanessa Williams thinking?


DavidS - Jan 16, 2007 12:26:38 pm PST #3358 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And what was Vanessa Williams thinking?

"You know what I want for the Globes? A hair monster to shit on my head. Let's do that!"


DebetEsse - Jan 16, 2007 12:32:59 pm PST #3359 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

As Promised, Hugh Laurie's acceptance speech: [link]


megan walker - Jan 16, 2007 12:34:17 pm PST #3360 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

That dress is so many kinds of wrong, yet all I can look at is her too severe hair color and lip color. And the black belt. And then the all kinds of wrong dress again. Oh, wait. I guess that's the whole picture.

Yeah, I started to think... maybe you could just take off the black bow... and the sleeve... and the lipstick... but it's really just the whole thing. However, it's the hair that really makes the whole thing look psycho.


DavidS - Jan 16, 2007 12:35:18 pm PST #3361 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Aww, man. Look what they did to my cute Rachel McAdams.

Fuck you, Hollywood!

Rachel! Run back to Canada, quick!

It's 'orrible.