As Willow goes, so goes my nation.

Oz ,'Selfless'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jan 16, 2007 11:04:00 am PST #3323 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

As tommyrot says, it cannot be unknown.

Not sure if I said that. Anyway, haven't said it recently.

Back in the early days of the internet, I went to a website that claimed to have the most disturbing photos anywhere. I particularly remember one of a man fucking a chicken (while a nude woman held it for him) and pictures of a guy who killed himself by cutting himself in half on a band saw.

So while my first exposure to goatse did result in an "Ew!" it's not burned into my brain as much as the other stuff.


DavidS - Jan 16, 2007 11:05:07 am PST #3324 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Why "Hisss!"? Do you *want* ita to link to your butt?

Hmmm, on second thought I'm all about the mystery ass.


tommyrot - Jan 16, 2007 11:07:12 am PST #3325 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm all about the mystery ass.

Is that like a Mystery Date? Or the Mystery Machine?


Steph L. - Jan 16, 2007 11:08:02 am PST #3326 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Hmmm, on second thought I'm all about the mystery ass.

On behalf of Buffistas everywhere (with the exception of your lovely wife), thank you for continuing to enshroud your ass in mystery.


Laga - Jan 16, 2007 11:08:35 am PST #3327 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

and g'bless wikipedia for having a text description of tubgirl so I did not have to see it with my own eyeballs to satisfy my own sick curiosity.


Theodosia - Jan 16, 2007 11:08:52 am PST #3328 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

thank you for continuing to enshroud your ass in mystery.

Thank goodness for the dirndl!


DavidS - Jan 16, 2007 11:08:53 am PST #3329 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Is that like a Mystery Date? Or the Mystery Machine?

None may date my ass (carbon dating maybe). Neither is there machinery in there.

It is rather an enigmatic ass, wrapped in a conundrum, stuffed in an X-Twist boxer brief.


Steph L. - Jan 16, 2007 11:09:39 am PST #3330 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

It is rather an enigmatic ass, wrapped in a conundrum, stuffed in an X-Twist boxer brief.

That's hot. t /P. Hil


§ ita § - Jan 16, 2007 11:10:32 am PST #3331 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

shrift. shrift said it.

Okay. Have to put on hose, shoes and lipstick, and then off to the recruiter interview.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 16, 2007 11:12:56 am PST #3332 of 10001
What is even happening?

Okay. So. tommy, your post #3323 was much more I-can't-unthink-that than the explanation of the term in question. I'd have forever respected white font on that.