My husband bought me this one:
Very funny. har har!
Plus bonus points for use of the word 'mosey'.
Oz ,'Same Time, Same Place'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Megan E. - Jan 16, 2007 9:10:02 am PST #3249 of 10001
DavidS - Jan 16, 2007 9:11:41 am PST #3250 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Getting lost in Helen Mirren's cleavage is a pleasant way to spend the evening.
And how!
You're all aware that Liam Neesom was her boytoy when he was just coming up in the business?
DavidS - Jan 16, 2007 9:14:25 am PST #3251 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
More reasons to love Helen Mirren:
Helen Mirren won the best television actress award for her regal title role in "Elizabeth I," but backstage she was working blue, cracking jokes about what it means to be an Essex girl ("You know when an Essex girl has an orgasm, she drops her fries"). In fact, the joke carried on to her prospects for an Oscar. "I've never had an 'O.' They said the earth moves," she said. "I can't wait. I'll definitely drop my fries for that."
Steph L. - Jan 16, 2007 9:16:07 am PST #3252 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Some of those t-shirts are really tasteless, but some are funny as hell. I love this one: [link]
t edit And this one: [link]
msbelle - Jan 16, 2007 9:22:55 am PST #3253 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
§ ita § - Jan 16, 2007 9:24:56 am PST #3254 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Her tattoos look messy to me. But that's probably because she's deep and shit.
Annette looks like she's making the skunky beer face.
Jesse - Jan 16, 2007 9:25:01 am PST #3255 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh frabjous day! It's my troublesome/-ed coworker's last day! And she's being really professional about it all -- has her story down and everything, about how the job was a bad fit, career change, etc. A huge relief, I tell you what.
msbelle - Jan 16, 2007 9:25:10 am PST #3256 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
in my head my shape is like Jessica Beils but smooshed down in a frame 5-6 inches shorter than her.
Jesse - Jan 16, 2007 9:26:34 am PST #3257 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
That's a rough picture of Annette Benning, but I'd rather she look like that then all pulled taut.
§ ita § - Jan 16, 2007 9:27:44 am PST #3258 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jessica Biels has less body fat than I ever will again, alive. But I'm willing to take her frame and pad it some. Let me check how tall she's supposed to be. Celebheight and IMDB both have her just shorter than me.