Hell, I don't know. If I had wanted schooling, I'da gone to school.

Jayne ,'Ariel'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nutty - Jan 16, 2007 7:38:23 am PST #3201 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

waits for Nutty to weigh in

What?? I do like Nutella. I like even more how the British say it: Nut-ella, not Noo-tella. It does not taste like dirt, unless your back yard is made of chocolate and hazelnuts.

In the renting of apartments/flats, I usually end up sketching the entire floorplan, during which time I draw in where windows are (and what their view is), phone jacks, plugs, etc. I usually go with 1+ people, so we can have somebody run up the stairs while others are standing in the apartment. And because I live where I do, I interrogate the landlord about heating methods and costs. Some of these old buildings aren't insulated worth a damn, so a 1st floor apt. can run you $100/month to heat in winter, or $600/month.

I was going to say you all are talky meat, but, Golden Globes and Obama are enough talk for anybody.


shrift - Jan 16, 2007 7:39:59 am PST #3202 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I can't wait for GFY to update, man. There was a whole lotta fugly on the Golden Globes last night.


Jessica - Jan 16, 2007 7:41:57 am PST #3203 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Amusing -- Survival of the Asshats:

Why is it that so much of the internet population tends to become an asshat? We have evidence of all sorts indicating that this trend from naivety to seasoned asshat is not just a coincidence. Many have noticed this chain of descent from naive, feckless n00b to l337 haxxors but have been unable to explain the pattern. That is, until today.

The mechanism I will propose as the cause of such assholishness is “natural deletion”. This is in stark contrast to the theory that the asshats were all created by some omnipotent l337 haxx0r who designed them all that way. Frankly, the l337 haxx0r theory isn’t even testable, so not many people give it much thought. With “natural deletion”, however, we can expect a variety of different predicted observations, all of which just happen to be borne out by the reality. We’d expect, among other things, fossil traces of benevolent ancestry, an evolutionary progression from naive n00b to asshat, and vestigial behaviour.


DavidS - Jan 16, 2007 7:43:39 am PST #3204 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

tommyrot, you might need this: '50s and 60s Automobile promo films.

Fuck, I don't want Obama to run now. He hasn't done shit. I would really like somebody as president that's accomplished a few things and knows something about statesmanship. Not a freshman Senator. I don't need some charismatic do-gooder bumbling around in office and getting picked off by the republican sharks.

Damn you, Al Gore! Why don't you run?


Topic!Cindy - Jan 16, 2007 7:43:57 am PST #3205 of 10001
What is even happening?

I like even more how the British say it: Nut-ella
I thought that was how to say it. Of course, I've never had it. It doesn't appeal to me.


Dana - Jan 16, 2007 7:44:20 am PST #3206 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

What?? I do like Nutella.

I remember. I was waiting for your defense of it.


Tom Scola - Jan 16, 2007 7:46:29 am PST #3207 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

But David, doesn't Obama fit well into your Elvis theory of Presidential politics?


Jesse - Jan 16, 2007 7:48:10 am PST #3208 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Why, god, why? Why do I question my ultimate boss on things that I know damn well she knows more about than I do??

I mean, really. Such an ass.


Jessica - Jan 16, 2007 7:49:07 am PST #3209 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Damn you, Al Gore! Why don't you run?

In my mind, Al is just waiting for the first wave of candidates to burn out so he can step in at the last minute and be the only guy whose dirty laundry hasn't been waved constantly under our collective American nose for the last 18 months.

Obama can be his Veep.


tommyrot - Jan 16, 2007 7:49:30 am PST #3210 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

tommyrot, you might need this: '50s and 60s Automobile promo films.

Ooh - that looks cool!