Actually, no. If you remove the period, you have to have sex with clothing. Sorry!

But at least then I wouldn't have to do laundry!

Actually, I was good, and started three of the 6 loads I want to get done today, but I had to wait until someone else's clothes were done in the washer. I waiited an extra 15 minutes, but they were still in the washers, so I took them out and put them neatly on the dryers, but now I know I'm going to have to wait forever to get the dryers.

but now I know I'm going to have to wait forever to get the dryers.

The last time I had to do that, the person who had left their clothes in the wash still hadn't come down to put them in the dryer by the time mine were ready to go in, so I got my drying done first.

Yeah, I suspect that's going to be true here too. If I only had one set of laundry, I'd put it in, but then I have three loads following it. (we only have three washers and three dryers), so I have to decide how bitchy I want to be about making her wait for the dryers.

I just got to see a demonstration of why my front license plate is somewhat concave. People who use the bump method of parallel parking really need to learn to do it gently.

I just got to see a demonstration of why my front license plate is somewhat concave. People who use the bump method of parallel parking really need to learn to do it gently.

I did that to someone by accident a few weeks ago. Oopsie.

It happens. But gentler would be better.

My car surged. (It did not escalate.)

Random mutterings:

Of course it looks like rain will be falling when I leave work. The umbrella is in the car.

Does the walk to your right side pedestrian convention apply in countries that drive on the left?

Did it augment (to use Condi's term)?

Does the walk to your right side pedestrian convention apply in countries that drive on the left?

Well, in the UK, you stand on the right-hand side of the escalator to allow people to walk up the left-hand side.