Rare brain worms spread by unsanitary cooks
I think I remember that House episode...
Heh. It was the very first episode, and the reason I cannot watch House (or any medical drama, really) -- because I flip out like a mammal and assume that I probably have whatever weird ailment the teevee character has.
In the House episode, the brain worms were from eating ham, which TOTALLY made me flip out like a ham-eating mammal, because I was all, "OMG! I have ham in MY fridge! I could have the brain worms, too, and I wouldn't know it! I EAT HAM!!!!"
So my case worker and I decided that I am not allowed to watch the medical dramas any more (or at least until my parole expires).
Have you the brain worms??!!
Arrrgh! I was coming here to post that, and Hec gets there first! Curse you, wee Hec! You win this time.
(Also, no one should taste this delicious!)
I don't know which conversation is more disturbing -- brain worms, or How To Survive A 3-Hour Attack By Infinite Toddlers.
Lee, get off yer arse and do you stinkin laundry!
I called the Gas Company, and they can't send anyone for two weeks.
Okay, as a former employee, I am horrified. They are usually way better about these sorts of things. If I were still speaking to any of them, I would beat them to pain with a broken gas main.
This is Allyson's landlord we're talking about.
I know, but tenant's rights and all...
I suggest lots of hot chocolate and baking in the meantime.
Yeah, okay, this is a good Plan B.
Lee, get off yer arse and do you stinkin laundry!
grumble grumble grumble.
Can't I just take the period out of what ita said, and go buy all new clothes?
Allyson, if you need a place to get warm, our (extremely messy) house is toasty and available. Ruby is welcome too, though our cats would probably bed to differ.
Yep, no problem with the pilot staying lit as long as it isnt "ON."
I'm beyond mad.
Ruby is welcome too, though our cats would probably bed to differ.
Look out, Ruby! It seems like a selfless offer, but it's got seduction written all over it.
In the House episode, the brain worms were from eating ham, which TOTALLY made me flip out like a ham-eating mammal, because I was all, "OMG! I have ham in MY fridge! I could have the brain worms, too, and I wouldn't know it! I EAT HAM!!!!"
Yep, it was "OMG, the cook-induced pork brain worms!" As opposed to "OMG, the cock-induced porking brain worms" of earlier today in misread Natter.
This is why I missed much of the first season of House.
"OMG horror movies every week!" is why I missed much of the first season of Supernatural.
Both of these facts are why I now let Buffistas tell me what to watch instead of listening to my own brain.
