Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 15, 2007 10:02:34 am PST #2939 of 10001
What is even happening?

This is Allyson's landlord we're talking about.
I know, but tenant's rights and all...
I suggest lots of hot chocolate and baking in the meantime.
Yeah, okay, this is a good Plan B.


Lee - Jan 15, 2007 10:04:28 am PST #2940 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Lee, get off yer arse and do you stinkin laundry!

grumble grumble grumble.

Can't I just take the period out of what ita said, and go buy all new clothes?


Pix - Jan 15, 2007 10:05:11 am PST #2941 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Allyson, if you need a place to get warm, our (extremely messy) house is toasty and available. Ruby is welcome too, though our cats would probably bed to differ.


Allyson - Jan 15, 2007 10:05:56 am PST #2942 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Yep, no problem with the pilot staying lit as long as it isnt "ON."

I'm beyond mad.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 15, 2007 10:06:48 am PST #2943 of 10001
What is even happening?

Ruby is welcome too, though our cats would probably bed to differ.

Look out, Ruby! It seems like a selfless offer, but it's got seduction written all over it.


Cass - Jan 15, 2007 10:08:30 am PST #2944 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

In the House episode, the brain worms were from eating ham, which TOTALLY made me flip out like a ham-eating mammal, because I was all, "OMG! I have ham in MY fridge! I could have the brain worms, too, and I wouldn't know it! I EAT HAM!!!!"
Yep, it was "OMG, the cook-induced pork brain worms!" As opposed to "OMG, the cock-induced porking brain worms" of earlier today in misread Natter.

This is why I missed much of the first season of House.

"OMG horror movies every week!" is why I missed much of the first season of Supernatural.

Both of these facts are why I now let Buffistas tell me what to watch instead of listening to my own brain.


Pix - Jan 15, 2007 10:10:20 am PST #2945 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Ruby is welcome too, though our cats would probably bed to differ.

Oh dear. BEG. Beg to differ. No seduction as both cats are most definitely incapable of it.


aurelia - Jan 15, 2007 10:17:44 am PST #2946 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Happy Birthday, msbelle! I hope the day has improved.

My entire extended family in SW Missouri is without power.


bon bon - Jan 15, 2007 10:23:42 am PST #2947 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

There's a lot of fog out there.


§ ita § - Jan 15, 2007 10:25:09 am PST #2948 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Can't I just take the period out of what ita said, and go buy all new clothes?

Actually, no. If you remove the period, you have to have sex with clothing. Sorry!

Yep, it was "OMG, the cook-induced pork brain worms!" As opposed to "OMG, the cock-induced porking brain worms" of earlier today in misread Natter.

This is why I missed much of the first season of House.

Not enough cock?

Okay, really, now's time to get stuff done. Honest.