Why don't I have cookies?
Why do I have a stomach ache?
I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jan 14, 2007 3:17:15 pm PST #2801 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Hil R. - Jan 14, 2007 3:17:58 pm PST #2802 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Ugh. What's wrong with, "The square root of a negative number is called an imaginary number. In this section, we will only deal with square roots of non-negative numbers."
JenP - Jan 14, 2007 3:19:20 pm PST #2803 of 10001
24:
Aw, Karen and Bill, sittin' in a tree...
Cass - Jan 14, 2007 3:20:45 pm PST #2804 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
TOOKIES!
Why don't I have 24 yet?
§ ita § - Jan 14, 2007 3:23:37 pm PST #2805 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Math is just too rich and fabulous for their little brains. We lie to them to protect them...from, among other things, an early fascination with the impossible as rendered by formal systems.
Theodosia - Jan 14, 2007 3:23:41 pm PST #2806 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
The Science of Discworld authors label that kind of math teaching "lies for children", because you have to dumb knowledge down into more-easily digested chunks until the facts as presented are pretty inaccurate. If you are smart, you leave enough wiggle room that when you come back to it later, you can expand on what you said in previous grades without too much backtracking.
Amy - Jan 14, 2007 3:27:16 pm PST #2807 of 10001
Because books.
24: For someone who didn't watch last season, can anyone tell me if Chloe's boyfriend is on the up and up? Because he's coming across as a total user bad guy to me.
ION, Keifer's voice! I have missed it.
EpicTangent - Jan 14, 2007 3:29:07 pm PST #2808 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
For those who are curious, the Pats pulled it out in the last few minutes.
Drat.
Liese S. - Jan 14, 2007 3:31:23 pm PST #2809 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
So we're going to the dome. But then, we have to play the Pats.
JenP - Jan 14, 2007 3:35:39 pm PST #2810 of 10001
AmyLiz, re: 24, if memory serves, he's not a bad guy. You know, yet, or whatever. You know how it goes. He was her ex, and I guess he's no longer an ex, and she called him in to help with something last year. Looks like he stuck .