There's a woman pilot who likes to take her dog flying. The dog at first just hated it, and crouched down in the back seat. Then she figured it was the noise that was bugging the dog, so she had some doggy earmuffs made. Now the dog loves to fly, and she's selling the doggy earmuffs on the internets. She does get requests for cat earmuffs, but she won't develop them.
And boys -- let's watch the swearing.
Mayor ,'Chosen'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 14, 2007 9:04:02 am PST #2720 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Zenkitty - Jan 14, 2007 9:06:01 am PST #2721 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
That's excellent, tommyrot. Good for her. But what does she have against cats? Maybe she figures they'd just paw them off anyway.
sarameg - Jan 14, 2007 9:06:01 am PST #2722 of 10001
I can't imagine many a cat would tolerate them.
Connie Neil - Jan 14, 2007 9:07:05 am PST #2723 of 10001
brillig
She does get requests for cat earmuffs, but she won't develop them.
Speciest.
Consuela - Jan 14, 2007 9:07:23 am PST #2724 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
16F and "heat wave" in teh same sentence? Does not compute.
I'm convinced I'm going to freeze.
Connie Neil - Jan 14, 2007 9:13:17 am PST #2725 of 10001
brillig
9F in Utah. The sun is all bright and shiny--melt that snow off the roads, yeah!-- but when you go outside and take that first breath, your lungs hit your brain with a stick and tell it to them back inside.
Nicole - Jan 14, 2007 9:19:54 am PST #2726 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!
You have the orb, connie? No fair!
I'm convinced I'm going to freeze.
That is a possibility. How long will you be in Denver? We're supposed to get into the 30s later in the week. I'm almost giddy about looking forward to lighter weight long johns.
Liese S. - Jan 14, 2007 9:20:52 am PST #2727 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
It's about 16 here, too. My weather station tells me that it hit 0 sometime last night. Sunny, but cold. I couldn't see the comet. Or it's possible that I did, but I'm not sure.
Pix - Jan 14, 2007 9:21:32 am PST #2728 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Dying. Of. Boredom.
Allyson - Jan 14, 2007 9:22:12 am PST #2729 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Wow I'm cold. I'm too stubborn to turn on the heat.