I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Atropa - Jan 13, 2007 2:14:23 pm PST #2582 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Apparently, the landlord doesnt think so.

He sent an e back that reads I must pay the amount in full.

Allyson, is there a tenants' union you can contact about this? Because between this and the whole toxic leaking roof thing, I think you should talk to a renters' advice group before paying the extra charge.


sarameg - Jan 13, 2007 2:16:43 pm PST #2583 of 10001

I have the new rug down! Yay! I'm very sweaty. And I didn't really clean off the table, so it still looks all cluttered and insane. But no more deteriorating rice mats. God, they created so much litter.

Now I have to strategically move buckets of catlitter about to get it to fully flatten.


Hayden - Jan 13, 2007 2:21:01 pm PST #2584 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

The laundry room clean-up only took about an hour, and that includes the balancing act of getting the washer & dryer (which both work fine) up on 2x4s so that the floor underneath can dry. Thanks for the well-wishes!

Having dealt with shitheel landlords before, I wish you all the best, Allyson, and hope you can restrain yourself from beating the shit out of him. I will say that I took one to small claims court after moving out and beat him fair-and-square when he began embellishing details about the state of the house and I produced photos that demonstrated to the judge that his testimony was a lie.


§ ita § - Jan 13, 2007 2:31:27 pm PST #2585 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Allyson, what the fair people said.


Zenkitty - Jan 13, 2007 2:57:31 pm PST #2586 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

That's such BS, Allyson. It's clearly his fault. I think you were quite gracious only asking for the measly $20 credit. Who the fuck doesn't forward their mail?


Jesse - Jan 13, 2007 3:00:41 pm PST #2587 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

People on the lam, that's who.


sarameg - Jan 13, 2007 3:08:27 pm PST #2588 of 10001

I have finally hung a bracket with the sihouette of a quail, hung a candle from it, framed and hung 2 pieces of art, found a place for the gorgeous hanukah candles (in a v-shaped hanging glass vase) and windexed the table top. I feel virtuous. I still need to go gather random pictures from frames and rehome some of them, but I need albums for that. Tomorrow. And tomorrow I figure out how to hand a secondary curtain rod to hand all my baubles from. And if I find a craft shop, more glass and a way to put a gorgeous peruvian quilted thing behind glass.


sarameg - Jan 13, 2007 3:33:53 pm PST #2589 of 10001

And while I'm thinking of it, Target has flipflops again. $8. Now why flipflops and bathing suits are appearing in the usually-coldest month, after disappearing way back in early early fall, well, I'll blame someone as soon as I can find them.


Allyson - Jan 13, 2007 3:34:52 pm PST #2590 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Did I tell you guys I'm in a documentary about The Bronze?

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sarameg - Jan 13, 2007 3:37:43 pm PST #2591 of 10001

No! OK, now you really have to get a myspace page. Neat!