hhmmm.... well, I could encourage one to be a welder/ballet dancer in the Flashdance tradition instead of college.

Or a cage match is a perfectly workable solution.

Maybe it should be a sponsor my child's day care drive instead. Because the day care I like is over $1200 per kid per month.

the day care I like is over $1200 per kid per month

Holy shit! I think I'll stick with pets. Yeesh.

Sorry, Suzi! I promise I wasn't ignoring you. I posted and then got sucked into a large black hole - also known as my year-end assessment. I hate these things. I hate having to try to remember what the hell I've accomplished throughout the year *and* figure out how to word it so that Teh Bosses believe I'm worth what they pay me. Blech.

99% of the time I prefer living alone. The other one percent is made up of toilet paper fetching, heimliching oneself on the chair and falling in the bathtub in a freak accident.

This. And also on those rare occasions when I'm sick and whiny and I can't sleep and it's two in the morning and I just want someone to pat my head. Except, I'm also quite cranky when I'm sick, so it might be for the best that I live alone.

I'm still trying to find Indian food. There are a couple of places I could go, but am too tired to walk there.

Devon. You won't want to walk there, but that's the street with the best options. Now I want Indian food, too. Let me know if you want company.

Minion is working on his story in case it never comes up. He's debating between "taken by the KGB" and "sent to Guantanamo". I told him to tell them all that I've been Raptured.

Spontaneous human combustion.

I should do a name-a-Twin-and-pay-its-college tuition contest.

You'll end up with kids named Cingular Wireless and Ford F-150.

College! The DH's current plan is, if I'm still teaching college, the kids go where I'm teaching so we get a break on tuition.

Maybe it should be a sponsor my child's day care drive instead. Because the day care I like is over $1200 per kid per month.

Daycare kills the paycheck, doesn't it?

You'll end up with kids named Cingular Wireless and Ford F-150.

Well Cingular Wireless's nickname could be Cin (if girl) or Ira.

Ford is a perfectly acceptable boys name.

I'd worry more about 3Com or Qualcomm.

ita, Happy Birthday!

I'd worry more about 3Com or Qualcomm.

Q could work. I got nothing for 3Com though.

Kat, you cracking me up.

It'd be okay. The problem would come when you had to keep changing the kid's name every other month when a new version of the product came out.

So, back from my Most Excellent Evening. Guess what I was doing--skating with a Buffista. Wiach Buffista, you may ask? I won't tell her name, but she defines AWESOME.

Let the jealousy begin.

I'm sufficiently jealous. Are we allowed to guess?