I like pancakes 'cause they're stackable. Ooo, and waffles 'cause you can put things in the little holes if you wanted to.

Buffy ,'Potential'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nutty - Jan 10, 2007 8:27:47 am PST #1711 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Two things I have learned:

Almost all [...] male non-citizens are required to register, including illegal aliens, legal permanent residents, and refugees. The general rule is that if a male non-citizen takes up residency in the U.S. before his 26th birthday, he must register with Selective Service.

Wouldn't it suck to be an illegal immigrant, trying to get by without official paperwork, and then, war comes, and they up and make you into cannon fodder! Hopefully you get citizenship out of the deal.

Looking at the oath of enlistment ( [link] ), I'm surprised that's not interpreted as "you have forsworn other authorities when you swear this oath." But, according to this FAQ ( [link] ), you only forswear one citizenship in favor of another if you do so with intent, like, "Neener neener Mr. President I am now the Secretary of Defense for Iran." (Possibly "Neener neener Mr. President I am now within shouting distance of the Secretary of Defense for Iran" would do it, current tensions being what they are, but, that's not the official policy.)

Mostly, however, I just like the word "forsworn."


SailAweigh - Jan 10, 2007 8:30:06 am PST #1712 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

war comes, and they up and make you into cannon fodder! Hopefully you get citizenship out of the deal.

While my grandfather wasn't an illegal immigrant, this was how he bypassed the five year wait and test to become a naturalized citizen. The policy is that if you serve in the US military during a time of war, you automatically receive US citizenship. They were talking about changing this in the early 90s, I'm not sure if they ever did.


Kathy A - Jan 10, 2007 8:30:44 am PST #1713 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I confirm, no snow in New Jersey! (At least not here.)

I just got off the phone with my mom, who reported a ten-minute snow flurry in her part of NJ (about 20 miles east of Cherry Hill). It's all melted now, though.


Allyson - Jan 10, 2007 8:44:26 am PST #1714 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Happy de-lurking week.


Kat - Jan 10, 2007 8:52:59 am PST #1715 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Huh. Delurking week. I wonder if Hallmark makes a card for that?


Allyson - Jan 10, 2007 8:54:28 am PST #1716 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Maybe an e-card.


Abby - Jan 10, 2007 8:54:32 am PST #1717 of 10001

Well then.

Hi again! There is snow on the ground in Vancouver, and I'm going to need an address from JohnSweden to send this too, because that just ain't right!


Kat - Jan 10, 2007 8:58:39 am PST #1718 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

But Allyson, sometimes don't you want to shove the genie back into the box? For example, isn't there ever a person that you feel like telling, "Please! Go back to lurking!"

The Yakuza Women who run my school are, I'm told by the librarian, worried about me dyeing my hair and taking cold medicine. bahahahaha. They also get made when I lift things. They would be appalled at the amount of work I've been doing at home in terms of lifting, schlepping etc.


Gudanov - Jan 10, 2007 9:01:32 am PST #1719 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

It's a pretty unfair holiday. I'm already unlurked everywhere. I guess I have to sign up to a new board just to delurk, but if you sign up on a board just to make a post to delurk, then there really isn't any lurking involved.


Tom Scola - Jan 10, 2007 9:02:37 am PST #1720 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

The Yakuza Women who run my school

Do they have really cool tattoos?