I think I may have to suck it up and admit that my finger may be broken. Four days and the swelling hasn't gone down and touching the tip (which is where the door slammed) feels like getting shocked from a wall socket.

The woman featured on the cover, Birgit (last name redacted), is a six year employee at (redacted) and our Trade Show Manager and Spokesperson. Over the years we have had numerous positive comments about Birgit and she has proven herself to possess the needed technical and social ability to showcase our products.

Birgit will be presenting several technical demonstrations at the upcoming Photonics West show this month so you will have the chance to meet her in person. I think you will be impressed with her ability to support and represent woman in engineering as well as other tasks she has undertaken at (redacted).

Dear Asshats,
As I think it would be unlikely that you would feature a "respected" man in this manner, your argument is full of shit. Next time you want a woman to "support and represent women in engineering," try not reducing her to sex in order to sell your product.
No love,
Kristin

DJ, that could be a sprain. I had that sudden shock pain for weeks and weeks. Okay, since August. Slightly decreasing in intensity and in number of ways to trigger.

However, I'd certainly advise seeing a doctor who can do an X-ray.

Timelies all!

Still tired. I get the feeling I'm going to be tired all week.

Allyson, sheesh. Makes me glad that when there are women in the catalogs I get, they're usually wearing labcoats.(and occasionally safety goggles)

It should be "women in engineering" right?

Speaking of appropriate wear, some of the law enforcement instructors were wandering around wearing the sexy holsters and it was very distracting. I wonder if they wear that when they are being TASERed.

The woman featured on the cover, Birgit (last name redacted), is a six year employee at (redacted) and our Trade Show Manager and Spokesperson. Over the years we have had numerous positive comments about Birgit and she has proven herself to possess the needed technical and social ability to showcase our products.

I guess this means she can talk and chew gum at the same time.

Birgit will be presenting several technical demonstrations at the upcoming Photonics West show this month so you will have the chance to meet her in person. I think you will be impressed with her ability to support and represent woman in engineering as well as other tasks she has undertaken at (redacted).

So, she’s like Mensa Barbie?

There is everything wrong with an oatmeal cookie. Raisins are just the worst of it.

Heathen

> Just plain oatmeal cookies for me, please. If I wanted trail mix, I'd get trail mix.

Double Heathen

More sexy holster action.

DJ, that could be a sprain. I had that sudden shock pain for weeks and weeks. Okay, since August. Slightly decreasing in intensity and in number of ways to trigger.

I'll trust you on injuries, but is it possible to sprain it away from the joint? This in the middle of the tip.

Heathen

One letter off.

ita, if you hadn't drawn my attention to the holsters I wouldn't have gone to this place, but this is what that last photo make me think:

Jack - boxers
Teal'c - boxer briefs
Daniel - bikini