Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Jan 08, 2007 1:54:32 pm PST #1205 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Juliana En Fuego! Double points.

"Huh. The neverending torrent of spam to my work account has just offered me "a free puppy starter kit". Wouldn't that be, like, two mature dogs? "


Allyson - Jan 08, 2007 1:55:30 pm PST #1206 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I often go back and read something I read, and don't remember writing it.

I think maybe I'm a cheap literary Sybil.


brenda m - Jan 08, 2007 1:55:35 pm PST #1207 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Steph?


§ ita § - Jan 08, 2007 1:56:39 pm PST #1208 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I often go back and read something I read, and don't remember writing it.

Allyson:writing as ita:bruises.


DavidS - Jan 08, 2007 1:56:52 pm PST #1209 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hmmm, does have a Steph like quality but no.

Allyson, that was a good one and you might want to sneak it into your final draft. Maybe as random back cover copy.


billytea - Jan 08, 2007 1:57:32 pm PST #1210 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Allyson:writing as ita:bruises.

Sounds like a description of performance art.


Allyson - Jan 08, 2007 1:59:33 pm PST #1211 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I often go back and read something I read, and don't remember writing it.

I meant to write wrote.

I think.

ita, if you dont go to Krav, the flowers will surely be dead. THEY NEED WATER.

Maybe your thirst is being caused by the angry flowers, who want you to feel their pain.


DavidS - Jan 08, 2007 2:00:58 pm PST #1212 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

::taps foot impatiently::

C'mon folks, it's got animal behavior in it!


Aims - Jan 08, 2007 2:01:33 pm PST #1213 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

bt?


bon bon - Jan 08, 2007 2:01:50 pm PST #1214 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I doubt you're doing doubles, but I guess shrift on the spam.