Let me know if they're rotting!
River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.
'Safe'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Jan 08, 2007 8:32:23 am PST #1012 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
megan walker - Jan 08, 2007 8:32:34 am PST #1013 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
We can start with the Joe Millionaire chick.
Actually, scratch that. Let's start with whoever made my current vacuum. There doesn't seem to be a way to remove the plastic ends, so that you get a straight tube and, say, unclog the tube with a broomstick. Suggestions?
juliana - Jan 08, 2007 8:35:46 am PST #1014 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
My major clothing gripe (which is true of my body at any size) is that the button-down shirt industry seems to be in deep denial over the existence of boobs. I would like them to get over that, please.
Oh good lord yes. Even with stretch fabric, they tend to be obscene on me.
Jessica - Jan 08, 2007 8:36:25 am PST #1015 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
aurelia - Jan 08, 2007 8:38:21 am PST #1016 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
surfing LJ randomly, and I found this, which I must share with Buffistas: [link]
Jeebus, moose are big!
Kat - Jan 08, 2007 8:42:37 am PST #1017 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Ah the Ramen guy! sad.
My only bout of energy is now gone. I need two more rubbermaid tubs so it looks like Target is my future. yay Target? Except I'm not feeling the Target love.
Consuela - Jan 08, 2007 8:43:58 am PST #1018 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
But cute! Cute mooses!
§ ita § - Jan 08, 2007 8:47:05 am PST #1019 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The mooses scare me.
My current wardrobe irritant is that my jeans are medium low rise, nothing obscene or edgy, but my tops (and the ones I find in the store) are the same length as they always were. Which means they either tuck in half-heartedly or don't tuck in at all.
I have no basic issue with baring my nearly-forty-year-old midriff (shameless mutton that I am), but there are definitely times it's not appropriate. Why didn't shirt-hems drop when pant-waists did?
msbelle - Jan 08, 2007 8:47:49 am PST #1020 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I just took my first break of the day not including bathroom breaks. That ain't right. 2 skype calls, 4 meetings,a nd then like an hour to actually do some stuff. GOOD GOD!
Now to crank out some more since I leave early today.
tommyrot - Jan 08, 2007 8:47:51 am PST #1021 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The mooses scare me.
Yet you sleep with a stuffed moose.